When I first met Stick and we exchanged numbers, we relegated each other to forty-something on the cell phone speed-dial list. It eventually came up that one and two in the phone book of Stick are his ex-girlfriend’s cell and apartment numbers. I was a little worried about this, in fact I started to feel a little jealous. And by “a little jealous,” I mean terrified and threatened. In fact, it bothered me so much that I hit speed-dial one on my own phone and asked Eric if he thought this was okay.