Monthly Archives: July 2005

Spoilers

So there’s a bumper sticker just to give away the ending to the new Harry Potter. I’m thinking of making my own spoiler stickers… Something like “The ship sinks” or “It’s a sled.” Or a whole line of English major/Classics … Continue reading

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Rachel’s Wedding

Rachel‘s wedding was this weekend. I considered inventing a tale about all the crazy cool things I’m doing with my life now, because for some reason I thought I should impress people who were important to me ten years ago. … Continue reading

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Diplomacy

My job at Lonely Hearts is a lot like everyone else’s office job, only I’m supposed to be gossiping on the phone all day. Sometimes two members will go on the same date and have completely different experiences. (Sometimes this … Continue reading

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Milking It

My new roommate Stephanie and I decided to go on the milk diet. You’re supposed to add 24oz of milk a day to your regular eating habits, and it speeds your metabolism, protects you from osteoperosis, and gives you energy. … Continue reading

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