My new roommate Stephanie and I decided to go on the milk diet. You’re supposed to add 24oz of milk a day to your regular eating habits, and it speeds your metabolism, protects you from osteoperosis, and gives you energy. 24 ounces sounds like a lot but it’s really only 3 glasses. I like diets that involve eating normal food, and I like milk, so if it magically makes me hotter, I’ll be really happy!
Except whenever I drink a big cold glass of milk, I think about how much I want Oreos to go with it.