Spoilers

So there’s a bumper sticker just to give away the ending to the new Harry Potter. I’m thinking of making my own spoiler stickers… Something like “The ship sinks” or “It’s a sled.”

Or a whole line of English major/Classics major spoilers:

“Ahab and Moby die”

“Romeo and Juliet die”

“Richard The Third dies”

“Agamemnon dies”

“Achilles dies”

Well, you get the picture.