My school just acquired two more books for our English library. One is a second copy of Harry Potter 6. Even assuming that whoever bought these books doesn’t read English and only picked the book based on color, what are the odds that he would pick one of the four books we already own?
The second is part four of seven in a certain pre-teen fantasy series. I’m not going to name the author, because Eric likes her writing, and I promised I’d stop bashing that series Dragonsocks or Dragonpiano or whatever it was called. (I didn’t know that Eric knew what “trite” and “derivative” meant! But he got annoyed and Eric never gets annoyed, so I shut up) Our new book isn’t about dragons, it’s actually about the intergalactic war between the psychic unicorn girl and the flesh-eating-bug aliens.
The unicorns win.