Insert Bird Flu Joke Here

My sister Beth, age 6: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Me: I don’t know.

Beth: To get the Chinese newspaper!

Me: *Blank stare*

Beth: Do you get it?

Me: No.

Beth: Me neither, I get the New York Times. HAHAHA!

We saw this at a park in Weifang yesterday. It was just after I said “Hey everybody, let’s ride this rollarcoaster right now!”…

Me, age 24: Hey, Fresca, Jeff, look! That chicken’s actually going to get the Chinese newspaper! *laughs hysterically until unable to breathe*

Fresca: Remember when Meg had social skills?

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0 Responses to Insert Bird Flu Joke Here

  1. Anonymous says:

    come on tell me that joke isn’t funny… now…


  2. Meg says:

    Meg, age 27: After careful consideration, I don’t know if I ever had social skills.

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