As Seen On Craig’s List

I saw this ad while browsing Craig’s List.

Need someone to edit my essays

I need someone to read over two essays I’m writing as part of a job application. I don’t have much money to offer, however, maybe I can take you out for coffee or something like that.

P.S. This is not an offer for sex or anything like that.

Yes, I often mistake unpaid editing work for a sexual offer. This may be why I have trouble freelancing.