Stick asked if I wanted to go see a movie with him. His recent movie choices have included a subtitled documentary about skyscraper tightrope-walkers, so I was a bit cautious.
“Um… what’s it about?” I asked.
“It’s a secret Harry Potter film in which Mr. Darcy is the new Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts.”
“It’s almost cruel to tease me like that.”