I’m playing and reviewing THQ’s My Boyfriend DS game right now, which was funny before I even opened the game. Stick’s asked me if I like My Boyfriend, if I’m glad I got My Boyfriend, if I’m going to write about how great My Boyfriend is, and so forth. (He gets like this sometimes.) It’s been nonstop since I got the game.
“Wow, this is an awful cover design.” I said.
“Are you saying My Boyfriend is ugly?” Stick asked. “Don’t be shallow, Meg, you should only care about what’s inside.”
I try to ignore him, but he keeps going.
“Did you rent this?” he asks.
“You know I didn’t.”
“Good, I didn’t want to hear that you checked out My Boyfriend.”