Dear editor,
Thank you for considering me as a recipient of your rejection letter. I received an overwhelming response from many talented publications, and I reviewed them all carefully before making any decision. Unfortunately, your letter does not suit my present needs.
I wish you all the best in your continued search for an author to reject.
Sincerely,
Meg
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