Boss: …and then in December you’re going to go to Los Angeles for the launch event…
Meg: Does this launch involve talking to strangers? Because I distinctly remember asking to not have to do that.
<Ten minutes later>
Meg: Wait! I’m going fly from New York to LA like a high-powered jetsetter! I’m going to talk about how much work I get done on the plane! I’m going to have a drink in the airport bar with my smartphone out! YEAH! I’m awesome!
Boss: I knew you’d come around.