Things I Do Not Like About Airports

Having to take my shoes off to go through security, which includes that backscatter X-ray deal. I’m not sure how it can see me naked BUT NOT THROUGH MY SHOES!

Having to take my jacket off. Same thing about the naked X-ray, plus every airport I’ve ever been in has the air conditioning set to Siberia.

Children.

Toddlers.

Babies. Oh man, why do people have to breed at all?

Flight delays.

Chairs that have armrests to prevent a good nap.

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0 Responses to Things I Do Not Like About Airports

  1. I hate that I have to take my sandals off. You can easily see my feet, I’m not hiding anything!

  2. DarkTouch says:

    I’m not sure it is a particularly well kept secret but OMG breeding is fun yo.

  3. Andrea says:

    DarkTouch, I have to disagree. The activities that result in breeding are fun, but they do not, in fact *have* to result in breeding (thankfully!!). I have friends who have bred; the actual process they assure me is quite painful and not at all fun.

  4. Meg says:

    Yeah, I gotta go w/ Andrea on this one. I’m thinking pregnancy and childbirth is nowhere near as fun as, ahem, the beginning.

    (I MEAN HANDHOLDING, MOM AND DAD! WHAT DID YOU THINK I MEANT?!?!)

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