Just for the record, my parents don’t think I fingerpaint all day. They know my job involves a computer.
Edit: If there were room for one more, it would be “What some players think I do”. An evil genius would sit in a dark room, steepled fingertips, cackling evilly while contemplating how best to nerf the entire system, just to screw with one player’s individual skills, favorite inventory items, and particular playstyle, and make sure they can’t have any fun at all. Mwahahaha!