Making Fun Of Southerners, Part 497,862

“… and he goes around crying poverty with a Christmas ham under his arm!” Harold finishes the story he’s telling to Roy and me at a Bed-Stuy coffeeshop.

“That’s such a Southern phrase,” I say, because really, who says things like that?

“Is it?” Harold asks.

“Well, it’s not a Jewish phrase.” Roy says.

“You mean, because of the ham part?”

“And also the Christmas part.” Roy says.

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3 Responses to Making Fun Of Southerners, Part 497,862

  1. Bill says:

    I might just be hungry, but I could really go for a Christmas Ham right now. I’m not really sure what the difference between a Christmas ham and a regular ham is.

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