Meg: I’m working on your bio for our hipster startup profile, how many years have you been teaching?
Colleague-who-will-not-be-named: Oh, man, I have no experience and no training. It’s a wonder anyone lets me teach their kids anything.
Meg: What are you talking about? You have loads of experience, your classes are awesome and all the kids love you! Why would you say — WAIT A MINUTE. You’re trying to make some kind of a point here, aren’t you?
