Harold and I are in the car, when I notice a familiar name on a sign.
Meg: Oh, that’s what *local business* is! I’ve been wondering who they are because they follow me on Twitter. I wonder how they found me.
Harold: Does your Twitter bio say Chapel Hill?
Meg: No, of course not.
Harold: Do you tweet about living here?
Meg: Probably, but I don’t imagine I said anything nice.