Author Archives: Meg
Cultural Literacy
The other day, I said something and Stick asked “Who’s Edward Hopper?” “Chop suey? Dark paintings cropped funny?” I tried to tell him, leaving out the bit about my sister Bethie jumping up and down in front of the calender, … Continue reading
Speed Dial One
When I first met Stick and we exchanged numbers, we relegated each other to forty-something on the cell phone speed-dial list. It eventually came up that one and two in the phone book of Stick are his ex-girlfriend’s cell and … Continue reading
Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty!
Just heard from my sister that our grandfather has a new dog. A golden retriever. He’s named it Kitty Kitty Kitty, so he can say “Here, Kitty Kitty Kitty!” and the giant retriever comes. No, I’m not kidding. Sometimes people … Continue reading
Puzzle Pirates
You know what sucks about Puzzle Pirates? There’s no pause button. So if you’re, say, playing the drinking game and, say, beating Pat senseless and then the phone rings, there’s no way to pause it. So if the person on … Continue reading
