Rose-Colored

My student Melissa stopped by yesterday to give me a New Year’s gift… she brought over two gorgeous red rat-shaped papercuts so Stick and I could decorate for the year of the Rat!

When she came in, I noticed she’d gotten her new glasses. At our last lesson, Melissa had just found out she needed glasses, and told me how much she wasn’t looking forward to wearing them. Of course, I made my usual speech about how men do make passes at girls who wear glasses. When Hollywood wants to show that a girl is intelligent, they put glasses on her. (I stopped just short of telling her there are fetish sites for glasses-wearing girls.) I don’t know how much of it sank in, because I was doing karmic penance for every time my mother tried to talk to me and I looked at my fingernails.

Anyway, when Melissa stopped by yesterday, she was wearing her new glasses, and she’d picked out boxy silver metallic frames! They looked cute with her short punk hair, and I was so proud!

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Partying Like It’s 4706!

Here’s the view out our living room! Gorgeous fireworks of all different shapes and colors are exploding in every direction!
It’s been going on since yesterday afternoon and our jokes about the Mardi Gras fireworks have devolved into shouting “What?” at each other.

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Russian Mirage

Stick and I went exploring down the Russian street between the Ritan Park Jenny Lou’s and The Place. It’s at the eastern end of Ritan Bei Lu, where it meets Dongdaqiao Lu. The last time I was at The Place, it was all done up for Christmas. I thought it was fairy-light overload then, but the Chinese New Year decorations this week put those wimpy lil’ Christmas lights in their place.

(By the way, I’m not using The Place as a clever euphemism, like when I say “Some Guy” but I really mean Eric, and you know I mean Eric, otherwise I wouldn’t say it with such capitalization and emphasis. But this place is actually called The Place.)

(Not my own pic, from Jan & Felix’s Beijing photo page

We found a cool Russian restaurant, the name on the outside is Time Bar. The English name on the business card is Mirage Bar and Restaurant, the Russian name is Russian Restaurant, and the Chinese name is Squiggly-Cross Line-Dash-Hyphen West Swirly-Dash Bar. I think reading 2 characters out of 5 is doing well.

I love going to foreign restuarants in Beijing. It’s a trip to see how worlds collide, I love reading the descriptions of the dishes for non-natives and I love seeing what parts of Western cultures make it to China, and which don’t. Chicken Kiev with yangzhou rice? Why not? It also keeps me from that tragic separation from Western food when I start to dream about cheese sandwiches.

The menu had English, Russian and Chinese (and pictures!), although our waiter didn’t speak English. It’s fine because “I want this one” and “2 beers, please!” are in my Chinese vocab. We heard the waitstaff speaking Russian at other tables, though. We were seated at a comfortable green-leather booth, raised up a few steps and separated by a railing from the cellphone-chatting crowd in the center of the room. Our table had a Tiffany-style ceiling lamp and old-fashioned sepia photos on the wall. There was a bit of tinsel wrapped around, oh, everything that wasn’t a customer, but I think that’s for Lunar New Year and not an everyday occurance. The food was good, and arrived quickly, and the beer was cold.

There is one thing about half-Western dining that troubles me. I don’t mind a resonant Fuwuyuan! at Muslim noodles, but I have trouble yelling for more beer when I have linen tablecloths and pretty china in front of me.

As we were finishing our dinner, a scowling waitress brought candles in red glasses. The main lights were dimmed and the TVs, which had been playing dueling episodes of Cyrillic-subtitled MTV, were silenced. After a short introduction in Russian, a saxaphonist began to play. Sometimes our wanderings work out just right, and we stumble into a new place to find a good dinner and nice music.

Later, we stopped in a coffee shop at The Place for lattes.

“Would you like these for here or to go?” the barista asked.

“For here,” Stick said.

“You can’t have them here, we’re closing.”

 

 

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Six-Pack

Here’s a six-pack to share with the designated driver!

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Truth In Advertising

I got an ad on my GMail today that says “$$$ For Technical Writing – http://www.easywritingbiz.com/ – Online Writer Desperatly Needed On The Internet! No Experience Needed.”


I don’t know what to say. At least they’re honest.

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Times Of My Life

I went to the American embassy the other day to pick up my new passport. It was actually a fast and painless visit to American Citizen Services, but in handing all my papers back and forth, I misplaced the claim slip to get my iPod back from security. The claim ticket was actually half a Post-it with the number 10 written on it in blue pen, but without it, the security guard didn’t want to release my MP3 player into my custody.

Actually, he clearly wanted to give my iPod to me, but he was afraid to hand it over without the claim ticket. I might be a master thief who pretends to renew her passport all the time in order to gain access to the little plastic baskets of electronics that aren’t allowed into ACS compound.

“If you could just show me that it’s really your player, I could give it to you,” the guard said awkwardly.

I told him that I had the local times for Beijing, New York, Mumbai and Denver saved, and the guard agreed that was distinctive enough information to consider it mine.

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For Your Consideration

Stick and I watched Charlie Wilson’s War this afternoon, and we were just talking about how great the movie’s quality was, with no weird cropping and no silhouettes getting up to get popcorn, when text started rolling over the bottom of the screen. “This video is for awards consideration only…”

Oddly enough, we bought it in a nice shop and the packaging all looks legit, but I suppose you can’t be too demanding for 7 RMB.

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On BBC Radio Again!

I got to be on World Have Your Say again last night! The show was on the Africa Cup of Nations, and the changes happening in Ghana due to international sports, and I was asked some questions on the changes in Beijing life with the upcoming Olympics. The whole show was actually broadcast from Ghana, which blew my mind. You can download the podcast here, or read about the show on the World Have Your Say blog.

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Generation XyWrite

A long time ago, there was an awesome DOS word processing program called XyWrite. It was long before point-and-click, instead there was command line where you’d type in the abbreviations for margins and formatting and so forth. You could set up your own shortcuts easily, too. My dad was a newspaperman at the time, and it was what everyone at the paper used, XyWrite was the word processor that could beat up the other word-processors. Until one day point-and-click Word (or WordPerfect? I forget) gave XyWrite the boot, and typists everywhere were slowly doubleclicking mysterious new icons and wondering why they couldn’t use the good old keyboard.

Anyway, I didn’t bring this up just to wander down nerd memory lane. Today I tutored a teenage girl, and after a grammar lesson, she was showing me all the cool things her iSuperDuperGiganticPod can do. (I think Beijing teenagers need to carry their body weight in personal electronics.) Now, I quite like the iPod, but I feel about the function wheel the way my dad’s contemporaries felt about the mouse. Where are the rest of the buttons!?!?!

As she showed me new videos from more and more bands I’ve never heard of, starring handsome young actors I’ve never seen, I realize what’s happening. I must be getting old.

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Rudie Can’t Fail

One day last summer, I “borrowed” a bunch of songs off Eric’s computer. Over the years, Eric’s introduced me to They Might Be Giants, Three Doors Down and others. He has pretty good musical taste, themesong from Battlestar Galactica and that Gregorian chant stuff nonwithstanding. Anyway, ever since then, I’ll have my iPod on shuffle, and hear an awesome song, and find out it’s from the Grosse Point Blank soundtrack. Again.

This is an awesome soundtrack. It has:

Rudie Can’t Fail – The Clash
Mirror In The Bathroom – English Beat
Pressure Drop – The Specials
We Care A Lot – Faith No More
Under Pressure – David Bowie and Queen
Let My Love Open The Door – Pete Townshend

…and some other stuff. I love this album. It’s great. I have no idea why Eric ever listens to those Gregorian chant tracks at all.

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