Finding Neverland

My honors students and I watched the first half of Peter Pan in class today. I was a little worried about 20 seven-year-olds sitting still for a foreign-language movie, especially the clever little hellions who’re in honors English.

At the beginning of class, we had a bit of drama with the DVD player. By “drama”, I mean that I handed TA B the disc, and she stared blankly at it. Yesterday’s conversation about a TV and DVD player for the honors class wasn’t just hypothetical! Oh, when will I ever learn that “yes” means “I acknowledge you’re speaking to me”?

Anyway, it was all worth it when Captain Hook lunged at Peter Pan and my students all shouted “Oh no!” “Look out!” and “Run, Peter!”

We’re watching the ending next week. I can’t wait to see if they believe in fairies.

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The Gnomes Of The CCTV Tower

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An Unusual Mei You

All copies of the Beijing Times are sold out — the greatest mei you ever.

So the Sunning Electrical Appliance Store bought a huge color ad in the Beijing Times, just in time for the National Day shopping extravaganza. But a competitor launched a freakishly well-organized campaign to send minions out to every Beijing Times-selling kiosk in the city. These minions were assigned kiosks and sent to buy out every single copy of the paper, even if that meant paying double the selling price. They were also sent to follow the delivery trucks to seek out any stores that might have been missed.

Then, the minions tossed out Sunning’s ads, substituted their own, and found locations to hand out the modified papers to shoppers, free of charge. Seems like a rather expensive venture, all in all, but quite effective as a means of blocking Sunning’s ads. Good money for the Beijing Times folks, who made up and sold an extra print run, at any rate.

Sunning execs, who were notified by gloating anonymous text-message of the scheme (how mafia is that?), say they’re seeking legal action. I don’t know if anything illegal has happened here. Seems like buying a paper and tossing away ads are legal activities, and I think handing out papers and adverts in China is so legal it’s almost mandatory. Can’t wait to see what happens next.

The full (English translation of the) story is here, thanks to EastSouthWestNorth.

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Tragic Appliances

Only classicists will get why the Midea rice cooker is just wrong! I think the daughters of Pelias are looking for one of these…

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Chicken!

This is a chicken magnet on our fridge. The picture doesn’t really do it justice — this is a little bigger than my hand, and the colors are bright and shiny.

Tonight we passed a street vendor with a blanket full of garish animal magnets (and socks… what’s with street vendors and socks?) and we couldn’t resist starting our chicken-themed apartment. Unfortunately, our obvious excitement worked about my usual blase bargaining strategy.

Stick says it’s worth every feng.

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There’s a Lightbulb Joke Here Somewhere…

Teacher Assistant A and Teacher Assistant B begin to discuss the high cost of electricity. This gets my attention because these TAs don’t speak English unless forced. (Please note, A and B are not my TAs, because my TAs rock. Also they have better names than A and B.)

Teacher Assistant B comes over to Christina’s and my desks, and begins an inquisition on who uses the English room and when and who was in it today and at what time. TA B finally brings the conversation around to the point in question, that it was indeed Christina and TA B’s class in the English room before break. We all agree that, this being Tuesday, such is the case.

TA B then discussed how, on occasion, TA B herself may be the first to exit this classroom. On such an occasion, it fell to Christina to be the second teacher to exit the room. Indeed, just a few minutes ago, this exact situation occured. All possible permutations of TAs and foreign teachers and class times and exit strategies were then reviewed.

I was getting the drift of the conversation by now, but it became more clear when the next topic was the convenient proximity of the light switch to the door.

Finally, TA B alluded to the great mystery of the lights being left on prior to break.

Christina instantly ‘fessed up and said oops, and I thought we could all drop the subject. But no, the remainder of break was devoted to making sure that such a grievous offense would never ever happen again, ever, under any circumstances, no matter who left the room first after any class on any day of the week. Then I, also, needed to reassure both TA B and TA A that I would not adopt the habit of leaving the English room without turning off the lights.

The American Method of Solving The Same Problem:

“Remember to turn out the lights next time!”

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More from Dazhou Temple

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Blindfolded Buddha

Dazhou Temple, Hohhot
October 4th 2007
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Not The Same

This is Stick about to eat hot pot (did I mention how awesome hotpot is? ‘Cause it is. Unless it gave me food poisoning…) We went to Da Bu Tong, apparently it’s pretty famous for varieties of hotpot broth and ingredients to put in it. (Da Bu Tong or Not The Same is on the corner of Nan Ma Lu and Wenhua Gong Jie. There are three floors of light-up signs, you can’t miss it!) The blur behind him is a waiter who went totally out of his way to understand my bad Chinese and make sure we had everything we could need.

We got a crazy hot mutton broth, and sliced beef, mushrooms, hand-stretched noodles, and dishes of cold peanut sauce. Actually I had no idea what was going on with the peanut sauce, but our waiter was really insistent that we got something-something that the other people were eating, so I agreed. Delicious.

We went back the next night for typical half hot/half sweet broth. This time I managed to get the spongy tofu (Anyone know the Chinese to specify sponge tofu over smooth tofu?), a different kind of mushroom, and of course, more hand-stretched noodles. Is there anything those noodles can’t do?

I think the spicy broth and peanut sauce combo was a little better than the half-and-half one, but I actually had a better time the second night because we were tucked into a corner instead of being seated in the middle of the room. A corner means only 90 degrees of staring, while a central location means 360 degrees of watching the foreigners eat. We saw very few westerners on our entire trip so the staring is only natural curiosity, but I do feel more comfortable without the attention of the entire restaurant on me.

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No Idea What These Are

I’m not entirely sure what these are… the street vendor really, really wanted us to eat some, though. (We didn’t)
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