Chinese Movie Pirates

No, not the 7 kwai DVDs from the back room.

China has censored part of the latest instalment of hit Hollywood movie “Pirates of the Caribbean” for “vilifying and defacing the Chinese”, the official Xinhua news agency said on Friday.

… “The captain played by Chow is bald, his face heavily scarred. He also has a long beard and long nails, whose image is still in line with Hollywood’s old tradition of demonising the Chinese.”

“Chinese censors also cut Chow’s line in which he states ‘Welcome to Singapore’ because it hints Singapore is a land of pirates …,” Xinhua added.

No word on whether the back room DVD shops stock have the American or the Chinese version of the movie.

BBC article here, Reuters here

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Graduation

We had graduation on Monday night. It was great to see my students all dressed up and to meet their families.

Unfortunately, it was really disorganized. Get here at 6, bring your certificates and sit in the front rows! No, 5:30! Sit on the stage! Sit with your class! Get here at 5! Talk for 5 minutes about your class! The certificates aren’t ready yet, pick them up in the lobby. No, office. We don’t have time for speeches, just call their names! Don’t sit with your class, sit on the stage! Make a 3 minute speech! The doors will still be locked at 5, get here at 5:30!

I didn’t really enjoy it much because I was so uncomfortable and unsure what I was meant to be doing. I didn’t even know when my class would be called, we weren’t following either the program or the order we’d been told. It was like some of my improvisational teaching in China. I finally decided that I’d take as long as it takes to tell my class how awesome they are and to present the certificates.

I had almost perfect attendance for graduation. One student told me beforehand that he couldn’t get out of work, and another said she would come, but ended up not having a babysitter. It was really good to see that my students wanted to recognize the end of the semester and bring their families.

Now that I’m done with LCC, I’m in a weird position. I’ve just taught a semester at college… but I’m looking for a job again and may be working at the 7/11 or Dunkin’ Donuts next.

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Shopping in Amherst

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We decided not to get the Bacon Cheddar Waffle Sundae.

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Another Day, Another Car Crash.

And as I was driving home all “Check me out! I’m the greatest English teacher ever! Yeah!”, I stopped at a red light and the car behind me didn’t. Another car crash.

This time, I was in the RENTAL that we got while our car is in the shop recovering from the midnight hit-and-run, which makes this the second accident in a month. Did I mention the NOT MY FAULT part of this?

No one was hurt, thankfully, just shaken. The other driver admitted he was going too fast, but I still felt sad because he had to get towed and I could drive home.

I hope those guys at the insurance company realize how much I’ve done to keep them in business.

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Test Scores

I hate state-required testing, and I don’t think it measures anything, and I think it’s a waste of my students’ time… except when works in my favor.

I got my students’ test scores back today and they were awesome! The students who I expected to do poorly scored as average, my average students scored as though they’d had a year of my level, instead of a semester. Some did even better than that… and two of my students placed out of the ESL program entirely! (Sadly, one student made no progess but since she’s missed a month of classes, that’s only to be expected)

In conclusion, the arbitrary numbers prove that I rock.

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Saw this at a local thriftstore.

This is such a college town!

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Nothing Happened In Tiananmen Square

Chengdu Evening News fired three of it’s editorial staff after they accidentally mentioned Tiananmen Square.

On the 18th anniversary of the crackdown Monday, the lower right corner of page 14 of the Chengdu Evening News ran a tiny ad reading: “Paying tribute to the strong(-willed) mothers of June 4 victims.”

The mention was in an ad, so it was funded by a private party and not the paper itself. But even so, the Chinese government is pretty serious about their “nothing to see here” attitude, and you have to wonder how something like that could slide past the omnipresent censors.

Hong Kong’s South China Morning Post said Wednesday a young female clerk allowed the tribute to be published because she had never heard of the [Tiananmen Square] crackdown.

Full text of the Reuters article here

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Pasta Carbonara

Maria Liberati’s Pasta Carbonara

This is a typical dish from Rome. The pecorino cheese used is typically pecorino from Rome or Pecorino Romano. The Romans tend to like dishes that are simple, without a lot of ingredients and not snobbish-just real food. That is the secret to the great food that you find in Rome-authentic, fresh food.

Any way this is not a dish for the faint of heart of those that have high cholesterol since it’s principal ingresients are egg yolks, cream and Italian style bacon (pancetta). The other ingredients typically are freshly grated pecorino cheese, freshly grated black pepper, spaghetti or vermicelli.

The legend has it that is was invented by a secret society in Italy. The society was called La Carboniera. But another legend credits a man from Naples- Ippolito Cavalcanti with the invention of the dish. Another credits the Abruzzo region (where I live). And there are many others. Either way it is a wonderful pasta dish.

Here is a recipe for 4-6 people from The Basic Art of Italian Cooking-Spaghetti at Midnight (the first 10 pasta recipes are free and downloadable at www.marialiberati.com)

PASTA CARBONARA
*1 lb of spaghetti or vermicelli
*1/2 lb pancetta-cut into cubes
*2 eggs plus 2 yolks
*2 tblsps extra virgin olive oil
*2 tbsps heavy cream
*freshly grated black pepper
*freshly grated pecorino cheese

In frying pan place in olive oil, put on low heat. Place in pancetta and fry till just turning golden but not crispy. Remove with slotted spoon, place on towel paper to drain.

Braek eggs and palce into a large bowl, beat with a fork, add in freshly grated pecorino chesse and black pepper, cream, beat with fork, let stand.

Boil water for pasta, place in tblsp of sea salt or coarse salt. Place in spaghetti when water is at rolling boil. Cook till al dente. Then while hot, place in bowl with eggs. Toss, while pasta is coated with eggs the heat of pasta will cook the eggs. Or you can place in a large saute pan on very low heat and toss quickly- you don’t want it to be a spaghetti omelet Place in cooked pancetta.Toss,

Serve, top individual dishes with freshly grated pecorino and black pepper.

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The Basic Art Of Italian Cooking

The Basic Art of Italian Cooking by Maria Liberati is part cookbook and part travel memoir. Between recipes, Maria shares travel adventures, like meeting her now-husband, and misadventures, like the Italian-language student who asked for a shower, instead of a cookie.

High romance, good food and foreign-language misadventures… Naturally I was pretty excited to be part of Maria’s virtual book tour. I loved the food in Rome, possibly a little too much but then I was recovering from a year of di san xien and mystery dumplings. I also got ask Maria a few questions.

Meg: How can I keep my attempts at white sauce from becoming a curdled mess?

Maria: You are talking about beschamel sauce-which is the typical white sauce- typically used in northern dishes once, but now everyone uses it. Especially for a baked dish. For instance you can make a great vegetarian style lasagna with this sauce and veggies and cheese- instead of using the typical red sauce and meat.
But in answer to your question-the best tip I have found that I use in my cooking programs when we teach this sauce is most obviously watch the pot,stay attentive to it. You can’t leave it on its’ own for a minute. But the best thing is to consistently stir it with a wire whisk instead of a spoon. And if you can;t find a wire whisk- a fork may make an okay substitute. But most importantly you must keep watching it because at one point the sauce will be watery and you think yo can leave it alone and then all of a sudden it has gotten thick and sticking to the bottom of the pot and burning in that split second you left it alone. Think of your white sauce like a baby-shouldn’t be left alone.

Meg: When I was in Rome, I had an awesome espresso with Nutella in the bottom. What’s your favorite coffee drink?

Maria: My favorite coffee drink is something similar to what you mentioned. I had it in this great coffee bar that is one of my favorites in Italy. (I just did an interview in San Francisco Chronicle about it on June 4th). In this town called L’Aquila-(famous because it has 100 beautiful churches with so many beautiful works of art) there is a company famous for making this scrumptious candy called a torrone. Now many regions in Italy have their own version of this. But the two famous companies in this town is one family that split up into two companies. The company name is Nurzia. There now is Sorelle Nurzia (Nurzia Sisters) and Fratelli (Brothers and brothers or brothers and sisters Nurzia) Nurzia. The candy is typically made soft or hard and is made up of honey egg whites, and nuts. They use also hazelnuts grown i the Piedmont region and they specially coat their candy with a decadent European style dark chocolate. And for a double chocolate thrill they add a cocoa powder to the candy itself and then coat it with chocolate. The original factory where this candy was started still exists (Fratelli Nurzia) and i the front is an elegant coffee bar. They make a wonderful coffee drink called cafe torronata- which refers to the torrone. They serve it so elegantly also. It is served in an elegant glass they first put a chocolate covered torrone in bottom of glass pour in a normal shot of espresso, wait one minute and let the chocolate begin to melt,then top with fresh panna (whipped cream,dust a little cocoa powder on top) And you have my favorite coffee drink. If you go t L’Aquila and ask anyone in town they can tell you where to find Fratelli Nurzia. best time to visit L’Aquila in end of August when they have their medieval festival- the same festival that has been held for over 700 yrs. You will feel like you are back in medieval days.

To order your own copy of The Basic Art of Italian Cooking, visit www.marialiberati.com. Let me know that you’re ordering, via email or in the comments, and you’ll get an autographed copy of the book, a sample of the spice blend, Sapori D’Italia, and a recipe for Tuscan-style bruschetta.

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