Portuguese Igloos

I gave my students a writing warm-up exercise today. A lot of my students come straight from work, or from picking up their kids, etc. and I thought it would make a good transition into English class. And it rewards those who showed up on time by giving them extra time to complete the assignment without being unduly harsh on those rushing in a few minutes late. And it’s theoretically a silent activity, which means students don’t feel comfortable greeting their friends, which in turn means I don’t have to give the Glare of Doom. It was a brilliant plan in every way.

The assignment was this:

Imagine you are sent to live in an igloo for the rest of your life. What five things would you bring with you? Assume that you have enough food, water and warm clothing.

Apparently my ESL students didn’t grow up with “I is for Igloo” in their alphabet books. They all asked me what that means, and after I described an ice house, pointed to the Arctic Circle on the world map, and drew a weird little igloo on the board, they finally understood.

“It’s the same in Portuguese,” one of my students told me, “But we didn’t think you wanted us to live in the snow.”

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From boingboing:

Last night, Digg.com underwent a user rebellion. Digg removed many posts — and terminated the accounts of some of its users — for posting a 16-digit hexadecimal number that is used to lock up HD-DVD movies. The number — a “processing key” — was discovered (Seriously, how does one stumble on to something like that? Was he just punching random numbers in?) by Doom9 message-board poster muslix64, who was frustrated by his inability to play his lawfully purchased HD-DVD movies because of failure in the anti-copying system.

The AACS Licensing Authority, which controls the anti-copying technology underlying HD-DVD, sent out hundreds of legal threats to sites that had posted the key, including Digg. It appears that Digg took a pro-active stance and began to seek out new examples of the key and delete them immediately, instead of waiting for notice from the AACS-LA. It’s likely that their lawyers advised them to take this course of action, since the penalties for posting “circumvention devices” can be stiff.

Does this mean the end of Digg? The beginning of cheap Chinese-style DVDs in paper covers? Or simply a new ironic t-shirt to replace Aqua Teen Hunger Force Is The Bomb?

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Yeah, But Did They Call Him a N00b?

Mexico City, Mexico, World of Warcraft player Bronco Carson reported to local police on Saturday that 3 men broke into his home and beat his arms with clubs and smashed his computer. It was supposedly in retaliation for Carson stalking and repeatedly killing one of the attackers wife’s character during computer video game play.

Carson admitted to police that he had been “making it hard for her to get far in the game.” He said that after repeated online threats from the woman, she sent her husband and friends over to his house to “take care of him.” from Destructoid.com

No word on whether the victim or the attackers were Barrens chatters.

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Nightlife

“Oh no! There’s that girl coming up the path to give me flowers!” Stick announced.

I looked up from my book and told my boyfriend that I didn’t want to hear it.

“I really thought that after I hooked up with her friend, she wouldn’t want to see me again!”

“Not listening to you.”

“Because I forgot that the other girl was still downstairs, and she overheard, and got mad, and –“

As amusing as it is to watch my boyfriend picking out clothes for Sim-dates, and trying to meet his virtual girlfriends’ needs, I have to admit that I feel a little jealous.

“Stick, The Sims 2 is my game! And it’s my expansion pack! Which I haven’t played yet because you’re hogging it!”

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Trouble!

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Bikini Gaming

Usually I get really excited about girl-gaming news, only to find out it’s an ad for Barbie’s Magical Something. This time, I was totally let down for a different reason.

For so long, video games have been very much a guy thing, but this is no longer the case. We’re seeing more and more female gamers who are just as hardcore as anyone else begins this article at GamerHelp.

This promising opening is followed by a series of pictures of girls in their panties licking consoles. Because everyone knows that guys play games in sweatshirts, but girls? We always put on a schoolgirl skirt and a push-up bra to play WarCraft! While I look like an animated dwarf online, I’m really on front of the computer in lingerie and mascara.

Seriously, GamerHelp, you’re just giving Stick unrealistic expectations.

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Just saw this at Spirit Haus.

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One Child Left Behind

I haven’t wanted to post about the Virginia Tech shooting because there’s really nothing I can say that hasn’t already been said more eloquently.

Yesterday when I got to LCC, I had a new handout in my mailbox. It’s all about what to do if a crazed gunman runs around campus trying to kill everyone! It was two pages, including such ground-breaking new policies as “Don’t aggravate the shooter” and “Give your name and location when dialing 9-1-1” Um, thanks? That’s totally what we’ll do if we’re not being shot to death!

I tend to think that anything that isn’t directly related to ESL is a waste of time. But this one seemed particularly backwards, since protecting oneself against a homicidal maniac is secondary to spotting trouble before it involves murder. The killer at VT was, at some point, someone’s little boy and someone’s student.

As teachers, we are required by state law to report any suspicion of physical or sexual abuse in our students’ lives. What about psychological problems? Do we have an obligation to report a suspicion of potential mental problems? And if we do, how do we keep from shipping every grumpy goth kid off to already-overworked school shrinks? How do we sort out a future mass murderer from every other student who’s having a rough breakup? How can we lead troubled kids like Young towards writing bad poetry and away from killing other people?

Digg!

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Met Road Trip

It’s not just me. Stick, Hugo and Diana love Dunkin’ Donuts too.

Our destination.

Most people don’t know this, but the ancient Greeks actually invented the thong. Unfortunately, they used copper, so it never really caught on.

Even the pharoahs of Egypt like Peking duck. Actually, this guy is a pharoah’s bookkeeper, so he’s probably taking the pharoah’s brewer and the pharoah’s physician out on the expense account. GAMBEI!


Handome fellow.


This sign says “No turn on red”.

Our partners in crime, Hugo and Diana.


You might notice that Diana’s feet don’t touch the ground. Stick just did.

Of course I can sit on the floor in Port Authority! I sat on the floor in China.

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Chinatown NYC

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