Culture Shock, Girlfriend Shock

Back in Massachusetts, I’m delighted by a paper cup of Dunkin’ Donuts coffee, by having friends in the same time zone and by the stunning realization that in an entire day of repatriation errands and then a dinner with friends, I didn’t hear a single mei you.

I’m so happy to be back in an English-speaking country that I’ve become the chatty person you hope to avoid. Hi! How are you? How’s your day? How’s the weather been? How’s business? Do you like working here? Which is better, the strawberry margarita or the mojito? What do you think of this phone?

Being suddenly half of a couple is even weirder. Fortunately, being broke, looking for housing, looking for work to afford said housing, having one car (and I’m not on the insurance until we get a permanent address), reactivating everything that we closed when we left the States, totally takes the focus off any reacquainting awkwardness.

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You Weren’t Making Minimum Wage?

This morning I signed up at a local (Western Mass is local for me now) temp agency. It was extremely annoying, trying to fit my Yantai experience onto one of their little application forms.

Fortunately the real interveiwer asked me actual questions, and I talked so much about how much I loved Yantai and what a great time this is for China and how interesting daily life is that the interveiwer finally asked me why I left.

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Rolling Dice

The folks at Faster Than The World asked me to do a game-girl column (Did y’all hear that? The part where they asked me?) and my first column is on repatriation and playing the Wii.

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January First

I’m not saying I have a nerd family, but I saw this at my aunt’s today.

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Happy New Year!

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Bad Dogs

Yesterday, we went with Scep and Katie, and their dog Midnight, to the dogpark. It’s a fenced-in area with doggie exercise equipment and doggie-sized water fountains. And a puppy time-out area.

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Grocery Shopping

Scep, Katie, Stick and I stopped at a local grocery store, looking for snacks, soda and normal gaming food. It’s common to say that Americans are fat… but I don’t think I’d ever realized it so strongly. The grocery store was full of hugely fat people, pushing giant shopping carts full of food.

Katie had to drag me away from the neatly wrapped packages of recognizable meats. I stared at the uniform fruit from around the world, stacked in neat pyramids around the store. Every aisle had something fascinating, new products like squeeable tubes of ginger or new combination cookies. I was boring my friends senseless with my cries of “look, look!” and excitement over a pretty mundane package.

I kept thinking that when I got back to the US, I’d stop feeling lonely and I’d feel like I fit in properly, but even here, even right next to Stick and my friends, it seems that China has changed me. I still see through laowai eyes, and it keeps me apart.

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Unpleasant Truths

Stick and I went to Scep and Katie’s house just after our lost-baggage adventure and just before our marathon Wii session. Scep’s mom, my “aunt”, came in, and after the obligatory China questions and hugs, I remembered that I have a plus-one.

“This is my boyfriend, Stick,” I said.

“I know that, I met him before you went to China,” Scep’s mom said.

“Right! You did! Check me out! I’ve had a boyfriend for so long!” There may also have been a happy dance.

“Yes, that’s very surprising.” Scep’s mom said. “I wasn’t expecting that.”

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A Long Year

Stick says it’s not fair to tell you all that we lost all our stuff without then telling you that our bags arrived early in the morning on Christmas Eve.

Speaking of Stick… Well, I don’t speak of Stick. It’s just not interesting to talk about how happy I am to be back with him. Also, there’s no witty banter, just lots of staring and idiotic repetitions of the same things, usually not so clever realizations that a year is a long time, and we’re finally in the same time zone.

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Tangerine Dream

Bridesmaid dress shopping with Katie!

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