SCVNGR

“You’ll like this place,” Figment tells me.  Figment and Jim, a filmmaker friend, have picked me up one night after E3 for dinner.  “Barney’s Beanery. It has the longest menu imaginable, it would take hours just to read everything on the menu. Whenever I come here, we always try to guess how long it would take to eat everything they offer.”

I love whenever Figment describes Los Angeles locations to me. He loves LA so much, he describes places like the Santa Monica pier was built to his specifications, or like Hollywood hotspots are trendy because he says so.

“Oh, I’m checking in on SCVNGR!” I say. “Then the internet will know I’m  cool!” (Because I don’t yet have the Auto-Cool Twitter App)

“I’m on SCVNGR too!” Jim says, “I’m going to check in here now,”

“Let’s do social check-in! I never get to do social check-in because most of my friends are on FourSquare!”

“You guys should really look at the menu,” Figment suggests, completely failing to get out his phone and play too.

“Are you on FourSquare, Meg?”

“No, I don’t really feel like being the mayor of anything,”

“But FourSquare does offer more prizes.”

“Take a look at the menu, guys, it’s pretty extensive.”

There is a conversational pause. (Hint: I’m not really looking at the menu.)

“Hmm, I’ve never made an SCVNGR challenge question.”

“Let’s do it now! Let’s ask Figment’s question!”

“My question about when you two are going to look at the menu?”

“No, Figment, your question about how long it would take to eat everything on it. I’m adding it now.”

“Is your challenge live?” Jim asked.

“Yes! Are you answering my challenge?”

“Yes! Are you reading my answer?”

“Yes! Now I’m going to plus-one your answer!”

“Guys. Seriously. At least a drink order.”

Can there be any better proof of how mobile apps, social media and online communities add so much to our lives?

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Tomb Raider Reboot

I slipped into a demo of the new Tomb Raider reboot (Thanks again to the person who snuck me in and doesn’t want to be named on my blog), featuring a young Lara Croft. Now, I’ve always been a bit annoyed by Tomb Raider. Seems that the only thing separating it from a million other games asking you to run round and shoot things was Lara’s boobs.

I was expecting to enjoy the pretty graphics, and roll my eyes at the bouncy boobs, but I actually felt  moved when young Lara got hurt (and she DID get hurt… there’s some seriously not-Meg-friendly gore in this game). Lara does the same climbing, jumping, melee fighting and so forth that she always did, but I felt myself actually rooting for her to succeed this time. I even heard a gasp from another journo when Lara slipped and almost fell. After the barrage of gameplay demos we’d all seen over three days of E3, it really took a lot to feel connected to a character. Maybe young Lara is the sympathetic yet tough core-game heroine we’re all looking for?

Time will tell if it’s a great new game or a great demo, but it’s got me reconsidering Tomb Raider.

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Angry Feminist Games Blogger

I love the over-the-top craziness of the show floor, with sets, swag,  crazy stunts, and costumed booth babes, but the bouncy castle jumpers were a bit too close to girls-on-trampolines for me.

Using boobs to sell games is insulting everyone, it plays into the worst gamer stereotypes about unshowered, antisocial guys who’ve never seen a woman up close, and it continues to marginalize women who work in this industry.

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Wine Country

Figment: We’ll get a drink and you can tell me about how your content release went.

Meg:  I’d love to, but there’s not enough booze in California for this one.

Figment: This is wine country, Meg, we’ve got vineyards.

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The Cave Is A Lie

Our game’s last content release had a small problem that left players stuck in the Ancient Greece realm, unable to come back to tropical. And the major activity in Greece was running around in underwear (Figment: How’s that a bug, exactly?).

So we got our new content release out and it fixed that issue, but another one popped up. Players who died in Greece, under certain circumstances, found themselves stuck in the underworld caves, unable to revive.

When I wasn’t crying over this (and there were some serious tears), I was snarkily suggesting that my players bribe Charon, or get Orpheus to bail them out, or for heaven’s sakes, players, don’t eat the pomegranate seeds while you’re waiting!

That is precisely why I got a degree in classics.

But back to the underworld bug. Because of the Entropian real-cash economy, we’re not able to give a lot of items as quest rewards. In-game achievements, especially sharable, unlockable achievements can reward exploratory gameplay and inworld successes as well. We tried to create a variety of epic and silly achievements, to be gained in both obvious and surprising ways.

So when my players got stuck in the underworld, all they could do is fool around enough to unlock the goofy meta-achievement found there: The Cave Is A Lie

You know this is completely true because I could not make this up.

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After 10+ Years Of Mocking Eric’s Spelling..

Meg: Hey, Eric! I sorted out my transportation to your place next Friday, I’m picking up a gar from a place near Alewife.

Eric: You’re renting a guar? Cool, I thought you could only find then on Vardenfel.

Meg: I got it on eBay. And since when do YOU get to point out MY typos?

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Cooking Mama

 

 


 

Don’t worry! Mama will fix it!

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Continuity Issues

“Remember when you were at SxSW, and I got comics without you, and you were disappointed* that I didn’t wait for you?”  Harold asked on the phone the other night. “What would you think if I didn’t wait until you’re back to go see X-Men First Class?”

“I wouldn’t be too disappointed. But between when you see it and when I see it, I’m going to unfollow you on Twitter and Tumblr, and defriend you on Facebook, and probably not pick up the phone either, so your inevitable comic-book-movie complaints** don’t hamper my enjoyment of the movie.”

 

* He actually used a word a bit stronger than “disappointed.”
** I actually used a word a bit stronger than “complaints.”

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Los Angeles

 

 

Los Angeles, by Simpson’s Paradox

 

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Nyko at E3

 

Ariel, by Simpson’s Paradox

 

I can’t figure out what I like best about this photo…. Is it the red wig? The intent expression? Waving my arm in the air for some futuristic cyberpunk videogame?

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