Line 70 is “Become Smoking Hot”
Nov 19, 2008 | RaleighMy Workout Routine
10 Go to the gym
20 Overdo workout in an attempt to cancel out unhealthy lifestyle
30 Go home achy and sore
40 Skip the gym because my stupid workout hurt me
50 Feel bad about not going recently and resolve to do a really good workout
60 Go to line 20
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November 19th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
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November 19th, 2008 at 7:36 pm
um,
Good luck.
I would recommend sticking to elliptical climbers at first and remember to stretch.
It’s kinda hard to get achy on them, and they’re one of the higher calorie burners at the gym I go to.
November 19th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
Ha! Sounds exactly like my workout routine, except that instead of “Go home achy & sore”, it’s “Wake up next morning achy & sore”. Had an appt with my PT on Monday after a week off - I’m still sore today, & I have another appt for tonight. Ugh.
November 20th, 2008 at 10:36 am
@Eric Do you mean it’s hard to get sore on the elliptical because I can’t stay on it for more that 5 minutes?
@ Andrea I think it’s the annoying injustice of achy and sore that bothers me. Wait… trying to be healthy HURTS? F that, I’m going to sit on my butt and play some WarCraft!
November 23rd, 2008 at 3:45 am
I feel that my life is still in beta too. Once we get the bugs out it will be phenomenal. Look my son up on WarCraft, I’ve been trying to laugh at him for being such a nerd but while he’s playing that scary game he’s not being arrested, doing drugs or getting anyone pregnant, so I’m a fan : )
November 23rd, 2008 at 8:24 pm
Oh, the old “videogames as birth control” option…
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