If I ran Hallmark, I would make the following cards:
1) Sorry I got you killed last night. I leveled now so I won’t do it again.
2) Sure you bombed that test, but at least you did better than that kld we don’t like.
3) Congratulations on your break up! We always knew you could do it!
4) Congratulations on your first ride in Squeaky! (Inside: You can stop screaming now.)
5) Hit on my roommate again and I’ll kill you.
Unrelated note Who are these 800+ people who have been on my blog since last week? Are you real, or is Stick sitting in his room hitting “Refresh” to make me feel better?
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