Lychee Lip Gloss

I got a call from my employment agency in China today. On the plus side, they’ve done this a million times before and are totally confident. Unfortunately, I haven’t and I’m not. So he’s saying things like “Z-visa” and I’m thinking things like What if I can’t get flavored chapsticks in China? I wonder if my mom would ship them to me… Maybe there’s a Chinese Bonne Bell and they come in lychee and green tea flavors. It is this kind of maturity which makes me an excellent teacher candidate for any high school.