Evil Language

Mandarin Chinese reminds me of my ex-boyfriend. I mean, it’s so complicated and confusing, there are a few rules but no one really understands why it does those things it does. Sometimes westerners are attracted to Mandarin, but after struggling with it for a while, they give up in disgust. And yet, I’m sickly fascinated by it’s logical beauty, and I stay up late at night, thinking about it.

Man, I hope this works out better for me than he did…