Yantai Attractions

Dear Montclair Art Museum Staff,

My mom wants you to know that she only touched this statue after my dad, Zorro and I begged her to and tried to convince her that her hands are doing way less damage than the rain and air pollution. But she hopped off a second later with a guilty look, refusing to take another one EVEN THOUGH I TOLD her that the flash made a glaring thing on the apple.

So, please, enjoy the main attractions of Yantai (apples, cherries and taking pictures of foreigners) and don’t send a conservationist hit squad after her.

Meg