Not My Doing!

Isabelle is my 5-year-old niece. She makes me reconsider my whole childfree thing sometimes, but then I see other kids at the mall, and I remember why I don’t like children. (Actually, I don’t like people, but smaller, fragile people who scream and need changing are worse.)

Isabelle: Aunt Meg, what’s this?

Meg: You making a weird face at the dinner table.

Isabelle: No, what’s this part?

Meg: Your tongue.

Isabelle: No, what am I doing?

Meg: Sticking out your tongue.

Isabelle:No! Aunt Meg! I’m doing a Gene Simmons!

I know I didn’t teach her that.

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