“Guess what?” I said to a certain guy I am decidedly not seeing. “Shirtless Man Magazine* just took my article! I’ve got a new piece coming out in the summer issue!”
“That’s great, Meg! What’s it called?” my gentleman friend asked.
“Um… It’s not entirely settled… the working title is Unconventional Dating.”
*Not its real name. **
**But it may as well be.
