Your magazine has 80 Twitter followers? Man, you can double that by tweeting “naked” and then “iphone”.
—Things I did not actually say today.
(I did not take the offered position, even though the “magazine” in question offered to handle all of my “advertising, social media, promotions, outreach, and marketing”, and only take 50% of ad revenue…)
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