Done or Whatever

Dear Megan,

Congratulations! If you are receiving this email your degree was conferred by Lindenwood University on December 30th, 2018. To recognize this, you will receive one free issued-to-student official transcript to the address listed above. Your transcript will feature your recently conferred degree and can serve as verification of your completed program.

In the meantime, I will be placing an order for your diploma through Herff Jones on 1/16/19. Once Herff Jones receives the order, your diploma will arrive in 5-8 weeks.  Please review your name as it appears in this email.  That is how it will look on your diploma.  In addition, if the address listed above is incorrect, you must respond to this email with your updated address before I place the order on 1/16/19. You will be responsible for a reprint fee if your diploma is delivered to the wrong address. Thank you, congratulations again, and best wishes for all of your future endeavors!

There is nothing I could write that sums up my feelings about my grad school experience as well as this mailmerge email telling me I get one free transcript to prove I went to grad school. Also, my diploma will come at some point in the future, and the university is definitely not responsible for knowing my name or anything. (Unless I miss a student loan payment, then they’ll be able to find me just fine.)

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