Conflict and Resolution

Last Wednesday, I left for Los Angeles, pretty excited about Next Island launch and the VGAs and meeting the guys in LA in person at last, and all kinds of adventures. I drove myself to the airport, parked my car in one of the economy lots, a half-paved wilderness in the zipcode next to Newark Airport. My fifteen-year-old car still holds a cardboard box of shoes in the backseat, a casualty of my recent move and a physical symbol of the manic-depressive extremes in my life now, but I figure the only thing in my car worth stealing is my GPS, so I shove it in my bag.

The next hours are  a blur of reading Snow Crash on the plane, wrapping myself up in the cyberpunk awesome and starting to giggle. I also brought my Beijing bookstore edition of Out of Africa, because even through I’m fascinated with social gaming and the wild new uses for gaming tech, I still have a low-gadget expat side.

The next morning, I literally walk down the Hollywood Walk of Fame to the studio, where I meet wildly talented guys and have amazing conversations about gameplay and the future. I think, again, of Hiro Protagonist, and although everyone is quite nice to me, I feel nervous, like the cool kids are letting me sit at their table.

My boss interrupts to tell me we have a last-minute demo in Santa Monica, could I stop what I’m doing and come with him to help?  And also could I help him get directions?

“Actually, boss, I have a GPS in my purse…”

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Phishfood

Phishfood (n.) — User who uses the same, obvious password for every account. Examples of this include your dog’s name, your kid’s name, your birthday or the password you gave Meg for something else. Seriously, people.

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My Virtual Life

Over my senior year of high school and freshman year of college, I wrote a really awful science fiction novel. I think it’s Russell Baker who said that his first novel was good because it taught him to type quickly. My gorgeous and well-traveled protagonist (a thinly-veiled Mary Sue, I’m sure you’re shocked to discover), was a virtual world hacker, who used her skills to save the world, when she wasn’t having all the male characters fall in love with her.  Um. Yeah. It’s probably best that this novel never sees the light of day.

Anyway.

When I got in to work, at one of the my first days at my new job, my boss was on the test server getting killed repeatedly. There was a bug in the world-in-progress, where the enemy mobs existed, and moved and attacked properly, but were invisible.

“Oh, hi, Meg,” he said, as I came in with my coffee, “Are you really busy? Can you just clear me a path through the invisible boars so we can check the teleporter?”

Yes. Yes, I can. I think I’ve been ready for this request for years.

I signed in and picked up my glowing sword.

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Surprise Muppets

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I’ve been taking a picture of my travels almost every day since I’ve been in New York. Partly because I’m completely enamored with the city, and taking photos is easier than grabbing random strangers and announcing Look! I’m walking across Central Park! And partly because I want to record this feeling, this excitement, and remember it in the future when I’ve been here a long time and I’m completely blase about Manhattan.

I’ve gotten some good ones, but this picture is my favorite, because I was so placestruck by leaving the World Tech Summit in the Time – Life Building that I didn’t even register that Elmo is in this picture, too.

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At Least Once

Some times I do things without thinking. (I know! You’re shocked! Me?!) Fortunately, I have friends and family who make sure I’ll never forget stupid things I’ve done. I’ve recently joined a D&D game with my cousins and their friends, and the other night, we were having some post-harpy-slaying coffee when my water-boiling fail came up. “Came up” means that my cousin decided to make sure that everyone I’d met though this game knew about my ridiculous failure. THANKS, IAN.

After the story, a couple people said they’d done the same thing, with tea or soup or something else left on the stove until it burned black.

“Yeah, I think everyone’s done it once!” I said, “After I posted about that, I got so many emails, and comments, and calls, from friends who’d done the same thing. It was probably my biggest reactions to a post, well, maybe second to when I posted my shower photos.”

There was the kind of pause described in RPG text as ellipses, as everyone around the table turned and stared at me.

“Um, that’s not quite what I meant.”

Just add that to things I’ve said without thinking it through.

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Arsenic and Teleporters

I’m a little late posting this, but I was really busy with my conference on nanobots,   and then my other conference on million-dollar virtual economies, and then there was that meeting about the teleporters.*

NASA discovers new form of life, built with arsenic

NASA-funded astrobiology research has changed the fundamental knowledge about what comprises all known life on Earth.

Researchers conducting tests in the harsh environment of Mono Lake in California have discovered the first known microorganism on Earth able to thrive and reproduce using the toxic chemical arsenic. The microorganism substitutes arsenic for phosphorus in its cell components.

*This sentence is an exaggeration. Really only a few minutes of one presentation at the future tech summit was about nanobots. It’s just that after someone talks about real nanobots, it’s hard to focus on anything else.

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Los Angeles

Boss:  …and then in December you’re going to go to Los Angeles for the launch event…

Meg: Does this launch involve talking to strangers? Because I distinctly remember asking to not have to do that.

<Ten minutes later>

Meg: Wait! I’m going fly from New York to LA like a high-powered jetsetter! I’m going to talk about how much work I get done on the plane! I’m going to have a drink in the airport bar with my smartphone out! YEAH! I’m awesome!

Boss: I knew you’d come around.

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Social Game Smackdown

So I’ve been struggling with my love for MyTribe and the way it’s been spamming up recently. I logged on the other day, and was immediately harassed for not playing.

I dislike this on a couple of levels. First, if the game’s any good, I’ll make time to play it. Trust me, I can find the time to play games I like, I don’t need to be punished or bribed into playing. Penalties like this turn gameplay into an obligation for me.

Second, I dislike the whole daily Tribal Bonus as a game mechanic. Adding the daily reward seems makes a casual Facebook game seem less skill-based and more luck-based. Admittedly there’s not a whole lot of skill in keeping your MyTribe people alive and well, but there are lots of individual choices. Adding a daily checkin creates a click-reward sequence that’s less like solving a puzzle or playing pretend, and more like a rat in an experiment.

I see so much potential in social Facebook games, that I’m frustrated when actual gameplay falls short. (Translation: Why isn’t the real world as awesome as my imagination?)

I’ve written before about the anonymous, automatic nature of virtual free gifting, but virtual trading doesn’t have to be so thoughtlessly spammish. What if we traded finite resources instead of blasting our social networks with free virtual goods? In MyTribe, that would be seeds, recipes and crafted items, as well as swapping salvage with friends to complete collections.

To see the appeal of trading for virtual items, just look at any MMO’s auction house, shopping in Big Fish-style casual games, and I even remember trading with NPCs at certain stops on the green-and-black Oregon Trail.  Instead of offering open borders (Don’t do it. Montezuma’s a jerk.) or weapon enchantment, a casual game tradescreen would offer players the chance to trade for new seeds or give surplus stock to new players. With so many possibilities for trading in Facebook games, it seems like a waste to be stuck on socially spamming free gifts.

Virtually trading an item from your own inventory has inherently more weight than giving twenty friends a free gift. You don’t have that cow or stork feather when you click on friends to receive your gift, so you’re not invested in the exchange. Collectibles, which I’ve recently learned are the lifeblood of social games, could still exist with finite resources. An example for MyTribe might be rare plants that require maintanence to grow and only produce a limited number of sharable seedlings. Or tiered items, crops that are required to unlock other, cooler recipes.

There would still be the option to brag about your resources on your wall, and since acquisition would be skill-based (based on a combination of trading, high agriculture stats and crop-tending), I’d probably be more inclined to do that than to let everyone know I’d received a random drop in a salvage crate.

Since the goal of many social games is to produce increasing numbers of clicks, a virtual auctionhouse would be successful there. Many WoW players have auctionhouse alts or check back at specific times to see how their sales are going. Not that I ever play Facebook games when I should be working, but if I did, I might check in now and then to see what was new on the AH. And an automated alert that my chuckberries had sold or that the recipe for cadmium blue dye was available might pull me back into a game.

Monetization would be easier, too, since a gooseberry seed with a high auction house price has more inherent value.  A player’s choice would now be between trading a virtually valuable item or paying a real dime to get the item they want. And a real-money price, even for players who haven’t invested Facebook credits or MyTribe pearls, could also add to the perceived value of items when players trade that item or seedlings produced from that item. I’ve also been in a lot of conversation at work about virtual currencies and the possibility of cashing out one’s virtual goods and services for real cash.

The social aspects to Facebook trading are even more interesting. What if you need that chuckberry or gooseberry for a dye recipe, but the only way to get it is by trading for it? Would we be helpful neighbors, offering our seedlings and salvage to our friends, or hoarders, making sure we were the only island with purple dye? And what would that do to our Facebook priorities? “Yeah, I know Sarah posts a lot of  pictures of her cats, but she is my only source for cadmium yellow dye…”

(Large portions of these were directly inspired by Darius’ awesome post over on Tiny Subversions about Spelunky as a Facebook game. Read it for an awesome blend of hilarious and thought-provoking.)

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Apps That Need To Exist: Auto-Cool Twitter Locations

Auto-Cool Twitter Locations This app would automatically add my location in great detail when I tweet from someplace cool, like when I’m sitting on modern white furniture in a Madison Ave ad office, or having a meeting in a restaurant with an indoor waterfall, or commuting through Central Park, or working from a coffeeshop where the baristas are all way too fashionable to be pouring coffee.

But this app would also check my location, and automatically stop including any geographical location in my tweets when I’m in New Jersey, or waiting in the Port Authority to go back to New Jersey.

Tweets from work (Oh, hi, Boss. Um. I never tweet from work.) would go out as Cutting Edge Virtual World Developer on the Upper East Side of Manhattan and not This Desk In The Server Room Is So My Office.

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You Must Be…

A few years ago, my friend Allison got married. Her wedding is famous for two things. The first is a bridesmaid-dress hemming party on the night before the wedding.

The other us that although it was the King-Leary wedding, Allison and her husband did not take my suggestions to hyphenate their name. I don’t know why not.

Time marches on, and now Allison and her husband are expecting a baby! I was pretty excited about it (stuffing my fingers in my ears and singing loudly when she attempted to tell me any pregnancy details, but excited nonetheless). I asked her if she’d name her future baby Goneril or Regan or Cordelia. She said no. Actually, I think she said something about not subjecting her child to years of torment just to amuse me. Whatever.

Then she said that Joseph was a good family name on both sides, but she won’t be naming the baby Joe King either.

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