Press Room Antics

VGA

I can’t believe that going to the Spike Video Game Awards is just a sidenote in my week, but I’ve been so insanely busy with the Next Island launch. Been sort of like finals week in college, if you had to fly to California for exams.

Also if your exams were on blogging, Facebooking and videogames. Wah, my life is hard!

There was a multistage mixup with the press passes, which was really frustrating and dramatic at the time. The short version is that I got a red carpet pass, but didn’t get it until after the red carpet was over (and that Figment was pretty fantastic about driving around all day). It’s more than fine, though, I don’t know if I could really handle the speed of a red carpet interview, I’m a writer because I’m so much better after editing.

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Going in, I was most interested in whether Limbo would win best indie, I was pleased but unsurprised when it did. I loved the Elder Scrolls / Skyrim trailer (I’m a longtime Morrowind girl) and I choked on my wine laughing at the PacMan TMZ bit, but overall I was a bit underwhelmed by the testosterone extravaganza.

I’ve rewritten this a bunch of times, trying not to sound like I’m just sad because I feel underrepresented in my hobby. OK, I am sad that I’m underrepresented in my hobby, but practically speaking, why emphasize the angry, antisocial, undersexed single guy as the gamer stereotype? It’s even insulting to male gamers — you don’t all fall down and drool helplessly when you see Olivia Munn, do you? I wish Spike didn’t feel the need to embrace the worst stereotypes of our subculture. Sure, the 18-to-24-year-old male is a major demographic, but older players, women, casual gamers, and mobile gamers are rapidly increasing. And I don’t see a disconnect between that and hardcore games at all.

I spend at lot of time at my day job, in my freelancing work, and just in conversation trying to introduce games to people, especially girls, who wouldn’t see themselves as “gamers” but who would get a lot of enjoyment out of playing games. I think games in general are moving away from the testosterone-fest, and it made me a bit sad to see Spike present videogaming as a boys’ club.

Birdman Dodd and Meg

Being in the press room was fantastic, half the fun of conferences and press events is talking to other journalists. I sat down near Mike Dodd, AKA the most popular man on Twitter, and Jim Girgenti, a Jersey-based freelancer I’d met at the Next Island launch the night before. Later on, we also met up with Angry Joe (who didn’t seem so angry to me… but I guess Sweet Joe didn’t have the right type of gamer appeal), Chris from the Austin Flashmob, and others.  Most of the time, this writing is a solitary activity, and I love meeting other members of our bizarre tribe. Thanks, guys.

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No Punchbacks

So I’d mentally planned out a whole post about going for drinks with a really good looking filmmaker. (I mean, yeah, I was listening to him too, but I’m pretty much always thinking about blog posts on some level.) I was going to tell you about the bajillion microbrews available, and all the shining polished wood in the bar. I would have segued smoothly in acquiring my taste for beer in Yantai, where yantai pijiu was literally cheaper than water. Dave, Zorro and I would order pitchers of watery beer and plates of noodles, and sit at plastic streetside tables every summer night. And I’d tie it back to the palms trees and neon of Los Angeles. I’m a fantastic blogger in my head.

But instead, I’m fixated on the part where the hot guy was driving me home, and I somehow forget that I wasn’t hanging out with Scep, so I leaned over, smacked him and shouted “PUNCH BUGGY YELLOW! NO PUNCH BACKS!”

I’m a catch, all right.

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Bicoastal

Muppets might have snuck up on me in New York, but in LA, I got some warning.

Notice of Filming

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Giant Killer Lizards

I spent a really long night in the studio, getting increasingly frustrated when the giant killer lizards just wouldn’t do what I wanted them to do. I started to write a venting post, but then I realized that I was playing with virtual giant lizards at work. It’s probably not too bad.

Virtually Saving Humanity, by Simpson’s Paradox

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Conflict and Resolution

Last Wednesday, I left for Los Angeles, pretty excited about Next Island launch and the VGAs and meeting the guys in LA in person at last, and all kinds of adventures. I drove myself to the airport, parked my car in one of the economy lots, a half-paved wilderness in the zipcode next to Newark Airport. My fifteen-year-old car still holds a cardboard box of shoes in the backseat, a casualty of my recent move and a physical symbol of the manic-depressive extremes in my life now, but I figure the only thing in my car worth stealing is my GPS, so I shove it in my bag.

The next hours are  a blur of reading Snow Crash on the plane, wrapping myself up in the cyberpunk awesome and starting to giggle. I also brought my Beijing bookstore edition of Out of Africa, because even through I’m fascinated with social gaming and the wild new uses for gaming tech, I still have a low-gadget expat side.

The next morning, I literally walk down the Hollywood Walk of Fame to the studio, where I meet wildly talented guys and have amazing conversations about gameplay and the future. I think, again, of Hiro Protagonist, and although everyone is quite nice to me, I feel nervous, like the cool kids are letting me sit at their table.

My boss interrupts to tell me we have a last-minute demo in Santa Monica, could I stop what I’m doing and come with him to help?  And also could I help him get directions?

“Actually, boss, I have a GPS in my purse…”

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Phishfood

Phishfood (n.) — User who uses the same, obvious password for every account. Examples of this include your dog’s name, your kid’s name, your birthday or the password you gave Meg for something else. Seriously, people.

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My Virtual Life

Over my senior year of high school and freshman year of college, I wrote a really awful science fiction novel. I think it’s Russell Baker who said that his first novel was good because it taught him to type quickly. My gorgeous and well-traveled protagonist (a thinly-veiled Mary Sue, I’m sure you’re shocked to discover), was a virtual world hacker, who used her skills to save the world, when she wasn’t having all the male characters fall in love with her.  Um. Yeah. It’s probably best that this novel never sees the light of day.

Anyway.

When I got in to work, at one of the my first days at my new job, my boss was on the test server getting killed repeatedly. There was a bug in the world-in-progress, where the enemy mobs existed, and moved and attacked properly, but were invisible.

“Oh, hi, Meg,” he said, as I came in with my coffee, “Are you really busy? Can you just clear me a path through the invisible boars so we can check the teleporter?”

Yes. Yes, I can. I think I’ve been ready for this request for years.

I signed in and picked up my glowing sword.

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Surprise Muppets

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I’ve been taking a picture of my travels almost every day since I’ve been in New York. Partly because I’m completely enamored with the city, and taking photos is easier than grabbing random strangers and announcing Look! I’m walking across Central Park! And partly because I want to record this feeling, this excitement, and remember it in the future when I’ve been here a long time and I’m completely blase about Manhattan.

I’ve gotten some good ones, but this picture is my favorite, because I was so placestruck by leaving the World Tech Summit in the Time – Life Building that I didn’t even register that Elmo is in this picture, too.

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At Least Once

Some times I do things without thinking. (I know! You’re shocked! Me?!) Fortunately, I have friends and family who make sure I’ll never forget stupid things I’ve done. I’ve recently joined a D&D game with my cousins and their friends, and the other night, we were having some post-harpy-slaying coffee when my water-boiling fail came up. “Came up” means that my cousin decided to make sure that everyone I’d met though this game knew about my ridiculous failure. THANKS, IAN.

After the story, a couple people said they’d done the same thing, with tea or soup or something else left on the stove until it burned black.

“Yeah, I think everyone’s done it once!” I said, “After I posted about that, I got so many emails, and comments, and calls, from friends who’d done the same thing. It was probably my biggest reactions to a post, well, maybe second to when I posted my shower photos.”

There was the kind of pause described in RPG text as ellipses, as everyone around the table turned and stared at me.

“Um, that’s not quite what I meant.”

Just add that to things I’ve said without thinking it through.

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Arsenic and Teleporters

I’m a little late posting this, but I was really busy with my conference on nanobots,   and then my other conference on million-dollar virtual economies, and then there was that meeting about the teleporters.*

NASA discovers new form of life, built with arsenic

NASA-funded astrobiology research has changed the fundamental knowledge about what comprises all known life on Earth.

Researchers conducting tests in the harsh environment of Mono Lake in California have discovered the first known microorganism on Earth able to thrive and reproduce using the toxic chemical arsenic. The microorganism substitutes arsenic for phosphorus in its cell components.

*This sentence is an exaggeration. Really only a few minutes of one presentation at the future tech summit was about nanobots. It’s just that after someone talks about real nanobots, it’s hard to focus on anything else.

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