Nick Bounty

The Nick Bounty mysteries are flash games (or free downloads) from the independent Pinhead Games company. The first mystery is called A Case Of The Crabs and the second The Goat In The Gray Fedora, which gives you an idea of just how serious they are.

Nick Bounty is a parody of a hardboiled detective, with deadpan painful metaphors and black-and-white sketch noir graphics. You don’t have to love trenchcoat detective stories, old movies or retro gaming to enjoy this free flash game, but it helps.

I’ve written about feeling trapped in games with set answers, and the need to pick the “correct” choice or highest-point choice instead of the funniest dialogue choice. In Nick Bounty games, when you pick a sarcastic comment, instead of the obvious plot-advancing choice, the game shoots sarcasm right back at you.

Nick Bounty uses the old-fashioned click-hand interface. Players have a basic selection of action options and an inventory of items, and you need to use those items and actions to solve the little puzzles that make up the big puzzle of the mystery. Items include a 500-page fingerprinting manual, a make-your-own fake ID. and a fake crab.

Like most games of this style, it pays to be a klepto. Feel free to try using all sorts of things in combination, the game is not punishing for “wrong” choices, in fact, it often rewards players’ creative uses with funny responses. At the worst, Nick’ll tell you he’s not touching that.

A Case Of The Crabs combines a fun retro interface, constant nods to the detective genre, sarcastic commentary and counterfeit crabs. Add your own something-fishy pun here.

I haven’t been posting many reviews over here, because I’m now writing game reviews for ThumbGods.com. I’m really pleased about it, I’ve been hoping to get a spot where someone besides my mother will read my reviews (Sorry Mom, but after all those nice things you said about my macaroni necklaces in kindergarten, your opinion of my projects can’t be trusted!). I’ve recently written on Totem Tribe, Atlantis, and the adorable new indie game Momo’s Quest, and I also wrote a walkthrough for MyTribe over there.

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Best China Blogs

PanAsianBiz has a new post on the top English blogs about China. They’ve listed the top ten blogs in six categories, based on the categories and votes received on Chinalyst’s best China blog contest. I didn’t win Chinalyst’s contest, but I’m listed on PanAsianBiz’s top ten personal China blogs. Yay! Here are the rest:

1. Beijing Boyce A Somewhat Young China Hand on the Local Drinking Scene – Looks at pubs, clubs, and bars, wine, Whiskey, and cocktails, in the nation’s capital, often through the somewhat blurry lens of nights out with friends

2. Thomas Crampton – China, Media and Technology as seen by a recovering journalist – China, Internet and new media seen from Asia

3. Absurdity, Allegory and ChinaThe Kingdom from another angle

4. China Hope Live – a Canadian-American couple with M.A.s in Intercultural Studies trying to live into and love – and some days just survive – China.

5. Reflections in a Chinese Eye – American expat, retired, part time teacher, my experience in China for the past two years.  Opinions, news, musings of an uneducated, ignorant, but still learning “Old Man.”

6. Expatriate Games – An America experiencing mid-life in The Middle Kingdom, living in, working for and learning about China. I agreed to teach English to the

7. ISpyShanghai.com – Popular funny blog based in Shanghai. Originator of Shoe Tuesday- the only footwear / day combination you will ever need.

8. Simpson’s Paradox – Living, working and playing videogames in Beijing. (Formerly Violet Eclipse)

9. The Humanaught: Life In Suzhou – The discursive writings of a Canadian expat somewhat trapped in China. The blog follows his life in Suzhou, with topics ranging from the mundane to insane.

10. Ambassador Doodle – Stories of travel, education and adventure.

Via PanAsianBiz >> The 60 Best Blogs On China In English

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Sneaky Wizard 101

I was googling for the Fusionfall main page to link it in an article I’m working on, and look what paid ad came up! Very sneaky, Wizard 101!

Hijacking search terms is a pretty common practice, but how odd to see a game that I really liked trying to capitalize on a game I wasn’t crazy about.

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A Freaking Frigidarium

Riding in the car with Stick is sometimes a bizarre crash course in boyfriend stream-of-consciousness. Last night he announced that he wants to open a theme restaurant.

“I’ll call it the Frigidarium,” he says, “And when people ask me why the heat isn’t turned on, I’ll say, because it’s a freaking Frigidarium!”

“Um, will you have air conditioning in the summer?”  I ask.

“Yes, because it’s a freaking Frigidarium!”

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Captcha Fortunetelling

I was setting up a Twitter account for a blog client today and got this Turing test:

I’m just saying.

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TalkTalkChina Is Back!

TalkTalkChina is back! I don’t know if the dearly-missed D’s are behind it, but the content is up on a new Blogspot home.

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Pretty, Pretty FusionFall

FusionFall is gorgeous.

Wait, that’s not how to start a review. Let me try again.

FusionFall, the new MMO from Cartoon Network, takes place a few years in the future. Players must help the Cartoon Network crowd, including older versions of Dexter and Deedee and the Powerpuff girls (as well as some other faces I’m too out-of-touch to recognize) must try to save Earth from the evil overlord Fuse of the evil green Planet Fusion. Combat was blood-free, zapping clearly-defined bad guys, as is appropriate for a kid’s game.

And this game is gorgeous. Did I mention how pretty?

I loved the anime, teenage versions of the PowerPuff girls. Player characters are also anime-influenced. Character creation offers a lot of options, not quite City Of Heroes level, but much more customizable than the average MUD. By doing this, FusionFall avoids the common MMORPG problem of having dozens of identical avatars running around, an annoyance I remember in EverQuest2 and sometimes in low-level WoW characters.

Later on, characters can collect nanos, superdeformed minis of Cartoon Network characters, that act as power-ups or have special attacks, and are also really cute and addictively collectible in a Pokemon sort of way.

I’ve been playing in the “closed” beta for a while (quotation marks because everyone I know who signed up, got in), and I just wasn’t crazy about the actual gameplay. It was the usual MMO mechanics of completing a mission for a reward, simplified further by adding a little red dot on the map for your destination.The controls were a bit clunky, the problem with clicking on everything to activate is that sometimes you might not want to do the default action.

I really didn’t like the amount of time spent in arcade-style jumping. I don’t really enjoy arcade-style games, and while I like the evil-green-goo from a story perspective, this just isn’t the type of challenge I like.

But back to the pretty. SO PRETTY. I played a while after I lost interest in the gameplay because the futuristic world, with tech toys, evil green slime and teenager Powerpuff Girls, was just so gorgeous.

Overall, I felt about FusionFall like I did about City of Heroes. It was amazingly attractive — I really loved seeing the CN kids as teens — but after I’m done looking at all the gorgeousness, and making a dozen pretty avatars, I think I’m going to play WarCraft.

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Ciao Bella Review

I got to review the resource-management life sim Ciao Bella on Casual Gamer Chick:

Ciao Bella opens with the protagonist, Elena, getting a call from her would-be mother-in-law, asking her to hurry up and get started on the grandchildren. So, it’s clearly not going to be one of those escapist fantasy games for me.

Via CasualGamerChick.com

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The Wonders Of Technology

“Can you get on Facebook and give me Josh and Terri’s address?” I asked Stick a week before Christmas. We were sitting in the living room right before Christmas, with a gorgeous fire going, as I prepared our very first joint Christmas cards.  I got lovely seasonal ones, festive without excessive Santa greed, non-denominational without being cheerlessly politically correct.

“Sure,” Stick said, loading Facebook. Thank goodness for Facebook, because otherwise people like me who move a lot and are totally irresponsible would have trouble keeping up with everyone. “Look, there’s a Burger King perfume! Can you believe that?”

“Can I have Hugo and Diana‘s address too?” I wished some of our classics friends a good Saturnalia, and some pagan friends a good Solstice.

“Sorry, I got sidetracked. What did you need? Hey, look, movie scenes done in stick figures!”

I wrote a card to Isabelle.

“Whoa! Listen! Which 80’s movie are you?”

“Now I need Josh and Terri, Hugo and Diana, and I need the King-Learys’ address too.” (Note: I am often accused of exaggerating on this blog, so I’m letting you know that I did not make that up. I’ve been trying to convince them to hyphenate for years, since the King-Leary wedding.) “The Egglestons, and Steph and Jeff, my cousins, and both your brothers.”

“Ok, just as soon as I take this quiz to find out which Lord Of The Rings character I am.”

Maybe I ought to get an address book.

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Search Terms

Watching Twilight for the second time, I noticed all sorts of things I missed the first time. Edward was even hotter, and the dialogue was even more stilted. And the second time through the Google montage, I started to wonder what keywords Bella would use to get all the sites about the Cold Ones. Yeah, I go to watch teen vampire drama and start thinking about search engines.

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