Immersion Chinese

We may have a new Juice Aunt in Beijing. Juice Aunt is the woman who sold bottled drinks outside my apartment in Yantai. She and various members of her family would be outside my house with their cart, all day, every day, which left Juice Aunt with lots of time to help me with my Chinese. It was a slow process, since she doesn’t speak any English, but she was very patient with my “What do you call this? And this? And this?”

Her first claim to fame is yelling at me for spending too much money on water. I would buy a few bottles of water from Juice Aunt every night as I came home. Tap water isn’t drinkable, so I’d get a bottle to drink and a bottle to make the morning’s coffee. One day, Juice Aunt scolded me for spending so much money on little bottles when I could go to the supermarket and get one of those giant Poland Spring jugs!

The second time Juice Aunt scolded me was when Stick came to visit. She saw him leaving my apartment with me in the morning, and I got such an earful! I could only understand one word per sentence, but she made it pretty clear she did NOT approve of men spending the night! I told her he was my husband visiting from America, and she stopped scolding me.

Anyway, we found a little street market just outside the complex. I think our living situation is ideal. Our complex is really clean (I swear I am going to post pictures soon). Our neighbors are a little higher-class, a little more educated, so there’s no staring like we’re zoo animals and no bellowing “HULLOR!” as we walk to school or to the little market inside the neighborhood. Also, did I mention the clean? Can’t overestimate the importance of clean.

Outside the super-clean neighborhood is real China. There’s a street market, with one of those noodles-on-a-folding-table restaurants, a strange little toy store, the popcorn stand, all kinds of fruit vendors, sometimes a wandering pancake man, and a woman selling DVDs from a suitcase. She’s got a good selection of English TV shows and she’s extremely patient with my bad Chinese. The other night, she taught us some new words, and enlightened me a little on the great mystery of when to use le. (Completed actions, right? And, um, random other times?)

The English-language TV shows are great for making the apartment into a little American haven, and when we finish the first season of Heroes, it’ll be time to learn some new Chinese words.

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Pineapple Popcorn

We found this popcorn stand just outside our complex.

First, you pick your flavor. The possible flavors are pineapple, strawberry, some word I don’t know and chocolate.

Popcorn lady puts sugar and butter and pineapple flavoring in a gas-powered popcorn popper.


Add popcorn…



Stick and our coworker Christina model the finished product, pineapple popcorn.
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Rainbow Brite Halloween Costume

The guys at halloweenpartystore.com want you to know about their selection of Halloween costumes. I love dressing up, and I always go all-out — you’ll never catch me putting on half-hearted ears and saying “Oh, I’m a bunny.”

HalloweenPartyStore has all the staples, like a prep school girl or a nurse, but who wants to look like the other girls at the party? I bet you’ll be the only girl in this awesome grown-up Rainbow Brite costume.

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Spreading Seeds?

Limited time tonight, so I’ll just leave you with a picture of the least appropriate logo for a condom package. Stick says Trojans just as bad, what with the breached wall and destroyed city thing, but I say that even without classical knowledge one would find spreading seeds a pretty bad endorsement for condoms.

(Sorry for bad picture quality, I was trying to be stealthy.)

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Chinese Copyright

Meg: Stick! Are you copying my colored-flowers lesson plan?

Stick: We’re in China, there’s no intellectual property.

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It’s Yellow Uniform Day?

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The Holy Grail Of Cereal In China

This might not be too exciting for those of you in the US. The other day we went to meet up with fellow Americans in Beijing, Stephanie and Fred, and after greeting each other, Stephanie said “I looked at your Facebook, and where did you find that cereal?”

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Teaching Little Ones

My first two days of classes were great, but also overwhelming. I have 6 classes of 25ish kindergartners per day. Fortunately I only work 3 days a week, oddly enough it’s Monday, Tuesday and Thursday, which were the days I worked at LCC.

My classes are exhausting. I keep the kids entertained and alert by doing physical games and activities with them. I have the same level all 6 times, so my first class are guinea pigs, and by my last class I’m sick of looking at my flashcards.

Our director came to observe me yesterday, I was hanging colored-paper flowers on the wall while the kids called out what color it was, and when I turned around, there was Director Liong in the back row. Fortunately, he happened to stop by when I had a pretty good class and we were going an activity that got everyone excited. And he left before class ended so he didn’t see the mass stampede out the door at the end of class, either.

It was a good lesson by American standards, but e I’m still a little worried because the Chinese expectations of teachers and ideas of education are so different from ours. So far, the director doesn’t have the typical attitude that we can teach English by osmosis. (A lot of Chinese English schools believe English is a communicable disease spread by native speakers. We don’t need books, school supplies, or advance notice of lessons, we just need to be in the same room. If only that worked, I would be speaking fluent Mandarin right now.)

The Chinese education system seems to be based on memorization, on being punished if your stroke order is wrong, and on trying to be top of the class. The American schools have freewriting about your feelings, spelling and grammar don’t count. So we have Chinese graduates who have memorized advanced texts but who are unable to think creatively, while American graduates are problem-solvers who can’t find the US on a world map. It seems like the two systems are completely at odds, but I really think that blending the strengths of each is the only way for the world to progress in science and technology.

At the end of the day, a huge crowd of parents and grandparents gathers at the gates of the school. The kids come out, meet their moms, and show what they did in school. I know it’s a private school in a good neighborhood, and not necessarily a typical Chinese elementary school. It’s really good to see that the parents are interested in their kids’ education. I hope it means that if the children act up in class, their parents will care.

Anyway, teaching the little ones is extremely tiring, but I feel like I’m working for a reputable school (in a lovely neighborhood — more on that later!).

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Proper English Usage

We were told by the director to correct the students’ English names on the first day of class. It wasn’t too hard since my students are all named Ross, Monica, Phoebe, Joey and Rachel. (Apparently Chandler was just a little too hard) I did have a couple laughable names but when I suggested to the Chinese TAs that Flower, Yummy, Elven and all three boys named Dick might consider new names, the TAs seemed to take it as an attack. So I dropped it, with one exception. The only name I insisted upon changing was Fanny. If you don’t know why, ask a Brit.

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My Office

I told Stick the apostrophe makes it mine, but for some reason his desk is there too.

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