Fact Or Cr@p?

I just saw this on EastSouthWestNorth a site which translates Chinese news sources into English. Aparently the events happened in July but didn’t receive (blog) attention until this week.

Linan city Qingliangfeng town party secretary Xu had been busy with performing public service and passed away due to mental exhaustion in his car. Another excellent female cadre also laid down her life at the same time. According to information, the party secretary and the female cadre were discussing public business in a car. At the time, the car was out of gas and therefore the air conditioner was not working. Therefore, it was very hot inside in the car which was parked inside a garage. To relieve themselves from the heat, the two took off their clothes to continue discussing public business until they laid down their lives. People are lucky to have such a responsible and diligent party secretary. This party secretary had worked hard for the people, especially with respect to work related to women. The people will remember his accomplishments in their hearts.

Which totally seems like a Chinese Onion article, only the original paper printed a retraction last week.

Horrifically bad news reporting? Or genius parody? Read EastSouthWestNorth’s article and decide.

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Spam-Fighting Bounty Hunter Wanted

I’ve often said China is like the Wild West.

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Sicken-Me Elmo?

The story about Mattel’s factories in China has been floating around China news and blogs almost as much as the cardboard-filled baozi.

I first heard of it when my dad sent me a link to this New York Times article, about Mattel’s Chinese factories being the “gold standard” for toys and quality control. If you don’t want to register for NYT Online, the blurb for this article is: Concerns about product safety and workplace conditions have driven the toy-maker Mattel to become a role model for how to do business prudently in China.

I was pleased and surprised to see a positive case study of China factories, and besides, who doesn’t love Barbie?

Then Imagethief said something along that lines of “I hope that doesn’t come back to bite Mattel,” as Mattel announced a massive product recall because Dora and friends have a little too much lead paint. (Just a side note, has anyone else noticed that Dora and Explorer don’t rhyme?)

It’s bad news for Mattel and fans of Elmo, but it’s just one of the many made-in-China issues popping up in the news recently. Tainted food, knockoff namebrands, dangerous toys, clothing with straps that don’t survive one encounter with a drunken maid-of-honor who just loves us bridesmaids SO MUCH!!! (hic!) Ok, maybe that one’s just me.

In Xinhua’s article, Vice Commerce Minister Gao Hucheng said “some foreign media reports told of Chinese boys as young as six growing moustaches and girls aged seven growing breasts after eating hormone-tainted food.” He’s talking about the recent tainted-food scandals, not the unsafe-toys scandals, but believes that “some [foreign]media fabricated safety problems in campaigns to block imports of Chinese goods, which he described as de facto trade protectionism.”

That seemed like a weird spin, but today I saw China Daily’s article on the same thing. It begins:

Toy-maker Fisher-Price is recalling 83 types of toys – including the popular Big Bird, Elmo, Dora and Diego characters – because their paint contains excessive amounts of lead.

The recall announced yesterday involves 967,000 plastic preschool toys sold in the United States between May and August.

The article goes on, but one thing is suspiciously missing. There’s no mention of these products being made in China.

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Meanderthal

Meanderthal — 1) n. A dull-witted student moving through his workbook at his own special pace. 2) v. The behavior of such a student.

Usage: John’s parents were so wealthy and well-connected that he meanderthaled through three years of English with perfect grades.

Return to the dictionary

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What Else?

I’ve got another article up on 15 Minute Date, on dating and MMORPGs, you know, what I always talk about!

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Upstart

Just saw an ad looking for writers for “an upstart magazine”. I’m thinking they meant “a startup magazine”, you know, a no pay, write for exposure, percentage of clickthoughs, etc., magazine, rather than a presumptuous and self-important magazine, but one never knows.

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HP#7

I finished Harry Potter 7 but I won’t give away anything else.

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This is the line for Harry Potter.

 

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iPod hacks!

I wanted to put my music collection on my new computer, so I could make playlists and listen to song on my brand-new speakers, but I couldn’t figure out a way to get my songs off my iPod and onto my new PC. It turns out, there is no graceful way to get my songs off an iPod. It seems that Apple’s deliberately making it hard to copy songs in order to appease record companies.

Which makes sense, but my songs honestly aren’t pirated. My boyfriend has several hundred CDs, (not an exaggeration) which are all bought and paid for, in actual stores. And what’s Stick’s is mine! Especially when it comes to his Foreigner and INXS CDs.

My laptop is also brand-new and it’s running Windows Vista, which is — guess what? Brand new! I wasn’t able to find good instructions on how to get songs off the iPod, so now that I’ve figured it out, here are the directions:

Getting Songs Off Your iPod With Vista

Go to Computer in the Start menu. This should give you a list of drives on your PC, one of which is your iPod. Click on your iPod.
This should show you what’s on your iPod, a folder called Calender, one called Contacts, a document called BOOTEX. Don’t see any music, do you? Don’t worry, it’s all there, just hidden.

Click on the Organize tab, and then choose Folder and Search Options. A little box pops up, click on the View tab. Under the Advanced Settings, there’s an option to Show Hidden Files And Folders. Check that box, and hit OK. I think Vista asks if you you’re sure you want to do that (like you might have gone through all this by accident).

Ta-da! Now you magically have a folder called iPod Control, and in that folder is a folder called Music, and in that folder are folders called F00, F01, etc., and in those folders are randomly named files like GTFE and TQYW. That’s actually Air Supply and Journey and the rest of Stick’s music collection.

Copy and Paste those F00 files somewhere on your PC, and then run Consolidate (from the Advanced tab) in iTunes and watch iTunes find your music you need to go to the File tab, and then Library then Organize Library, and choose “Consolidate files” to bring in all your music.

OR

I actually decided to put both my computer’s iTunes libraries on my thumbdrive. You might not have an empty external drive lying around, but it is a good way use your iPod with more than one computer without losing everything by accidentally syncing to the wrong library.

Open Computer in the Start menu. Click on “Music” in the left-hand column. In Music, open iTunes, in iTunes open iTunes Music. Now, instead of seeing XKJG and EJDU, you should see folders with the names of your favorite bands. Yay! Save these folders to your thumb drive. When you want to add them to your other computer’s library, run Consolidate (from the Advanced tab) in iTunes.

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Stick in New Jersey

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