Cultural Literacy

The other day, I said something and Stick asked “Who’s Edward Hopper?”

“Chop suey? Dark paintings cropped funny?” I tried to tell him, leaving out the bit about my sister Bethie jumping up and down in front of the calender, but Stick was still looking blank, “Ok, you’ll know this one, it’s a classic. It’s called Nighthawks, it’s got two guys and a girl in red dress in a yellow-lit diner at night, and the rest of the — what are you laughing at?”

“Two guys and a girl?” He repeated, still chuckling.

“Yeah. Oh, and the soda fountain guy, and why are you laughing?”

“It’s MARILYN MONROE and JAMES DEAN and ELVIS, Meg!”

Sometimes I don’t think we live in the same universe.

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Speed Dial One

When I first met Stick and we exchanged numbers, we relegated each other to forty-something on the cell phone speed-dial list. It eventually came up that one and two in the phone book of Stick are his ex-girlfriend’s cell and apartment numbers. I was a little worried about this, in fact I started to feel a little jealous. And by “a little jealous,” I mean terrified and threatened. In fact, it bothered me so much that I hit speed-dial one on my own phone and asked Eric if he thought this was okay.

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Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty!

Just heard from my sister that our grandfather has a new dog. A golden retriever. He’s named it Kitty Kitty Kitty, so he can say “Here, Kitty Kitty Kitty!” and the giant retriever comes. No, I’m not kidding.

Sometimes people who know both my sister and me want to know who got the weird genes in the family. I think this proves there’s more than enough to go around.

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Puzzle Pirates

You know what sucks about Puzzle Pirates? There’s no pause button. So if you’re, say, playing the drinking game and, say, beating Pat senseless and then the phone rings, there’s no way to pause it. So if the person on the phone is Allison, and she’s calling to say she’s GETTING MARRIED, you have to shout “Chris! Eric! Take over my game!” as you jump over furniture and run out the door to squeal and cry in the parking lot.

I think that’s a serious design flaw.

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