Destroying Daleks in “Doctor Who Legacy”

screenshotI discovered Doctor Who Legacy when some of the kids at a homeschool convention saw my Tardis necklace, and told me all their favorite Doctor Who games and episodes. When one of the kids showed me this game on his iPad, and I saw the screen full of colored gems, I asked if it was a match-three.

“How did you that’s what you do?” one of the kids asked. “Wait, have you played this before?”

Oh, my sweet summer children.

Doctor Who Legacy is a strategic match-three, where all the powers and characters relate to the show. As you play the match-three boards, you’ll unlock doctors and companions, and each character has a special ability.  Martha Jones increases healing by 15%, and the Eleventh Doctor can use A Fast Plan to attack. One of the companions is a cute little Adipose, with the ability to change black gems into yellow gems. That’s because adipose stem cells are pluripotent and can become all different things. (I hope you laughed, because that joke is the only enjoyment I got out of that science class.)

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How did you know this is a match-three, Ms Meg?

You’ll get one doctors and up to five companions on your team, while the rest of the unlocked characters hang out on the Tardis, probably  having the best party ever. You can only use one team at a time, but you can make and save multiple teams, so you could have a team with your favorite doctors and his real companions, and a optimal team for defeating levels of Weeping Angels, and also a team of Beloved and Underused Companions. (I stole that idea from a twelve-year-old, and I am not sorry.)

Each puzzle level progresses the plot, and for dedicated fans, you can also buy the related episode right through the game.

The game is freemium, powered either by 30-second invasive adverts, or an in-app purchase to unlock the a Fan Area with new content. There’s so much free content to play, so many levels and characters and upgrades, that unlocking the Fan Area is only really tempting as a way to make the advertisements stop. I had a long conversation with Harold about whether this is an ad-supported game or the freemium model where the game is deliberately unbalanced, and players are extorted to fix the balance. Actually it wasn’t so much a conversation as it was me ruminating on monetization methods and perceived value while Harold reads a comic and murmurs agreement periodically. Relationships are great!

Also, players who pay unlock Donna Noble, so there’s a serious value add for players who purchase. I’m glad that she’s so much of a fan favorite.

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Are you really sure? We didn’t get this dialogue approved by all those brand managers just for you to skip it! 

If you don’t want to read the dialogue (which is quite good, but definitely doesn’t hold up the second, third or sixtieth times you replay the level trying to get the Martha Jones rare drop), this pop-up reminds you that without the story, you’re playing a clever match-three.

I tend towards simple puzzle games while I’m unwinding… where most people would read a little, but if I start reading I’ll be up all night finishing the book. Anyway. My friend Jennette talks about playing a few rounds of Candy Crush in the evening, and I’m finding that’s what I do with Doctor Who Legacy: Stretch out and defeat a few Daleks before bedtime.

 

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Trumpington Street

stcatzOne of our welcome lectures right after I arrived in Cambridge told us that the friendships and connexions* we were all about to make would last us all our lives.

Blatant classism!
I thought.  Literally announcing that who you know is important!

At the time, I was on a short-term exchange from a large state college, and this seemed like a peek into how the other half lives. Actually, the entire course seemed like that, reading classics at Cambridge was a wonderful academic dream, while at back at my school, I was always having to explain what classics is. Anyway, that moment from the welcome lecture stayed with me because it seemed somehow un-American and un-democratic to announce that who you know will affect your future great deal, and that meeting Cambridge students was naturally a huge leg up on the chauvs** back at my state school.

I was recently talking to a work contact, and the moment I found out he also went to Cambridge,  my perception of him changed.  I want to say that I immediately though he was quicker or cleverer now (That reminds me, another of our lecturers said that Oxford students are led to answer questions, while Cambridge students discover which questions to ask, which blew my mind because back at my state school, students learn how to show up on Fridays to take the obligatory reading comp quizzes), but instead I thought, Oh! Just like me! Let’s be friends! Even though we didn’t live in the same college, have the same major, or even attend at the same time. Basically, I instantly warmed to this person entirely based on mutual familiarity with the train station, the Eagle, and possibly a couple of classrooms.

I wonder if that’s what that welcome lecture meant.

 

*Spelled that way because this was in the UK, obviously.

** Still in the UK.

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“If You’re Not The One”

In If You’re Not The One by Jemma Forte, Jen Wright is in an underwhelming marriage, with two small and needy children. She’s wishing for a little more passion and excitement when she’s hit by a car, and while in an accident-induced coma, is able to see the other lives she could have had by making other choices.

I love this basic premise, that by making a slightly different choice — or in Jen’s case, by making a fairly large choice about who to date and who to break up with — we could have entirely different lives. Jen experiences days in her various alternate lives, and sees the positive and negative sides. If she’d run off with Aidan, the handsome free spirit she met while backpacking, she’d have had an amazing year in Australia, but lose touch with her friends and become estranged from her mother. If she’d stayed with her workaholic tech entrepreneur boyfriend, she’d have ended up with all her material wants sated, but also be having an affair with the chef.  I won’t give the whole thing away, but Jen experiences each possible life with each possible mate before waking back up to her husband, Max.

One of the possible lives, though, was so much better than the others. I mean, you’re supposed to root for Jen and Steve, right? The drawbacks — that they never have kids and that they look after his aging mother — are so tiny when she and her husband have amazing careers, travel all over, and he’s still so crazy in love with her. Well, anyway, totally sure which One I would have picked.

I received this novel from NetGalley to review. Opinions are my own.

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No Troglodytes Were Harmed

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I just finished reviewing the Knights of Pen and Paper 2 for Hardcore Droid (where I reviewed the original Knights of Pen and Paper), and man, Behold Studios really knows their audience.  So many tabletop jokes in this game!

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Beginning Chinese

Chinese for Beginners

 

Just finished my Chinese class! I took the beginning Chinese class from 北京大学 through Coursera, and now I can do basic things in Chinese, like say the days of the week or ask about favorite television shows, instead of just ordering food.  I really liked how this class was organized, and not only because I got to see nice little green checkmarks whenever I passed a quiz. The lessons are short, so you’re not bombarded with new vocab, and the class constantly referred back to vocabulary from previous lessons. Students also get a couple tries at each quiz, which always reduces test stress, and it’s a Coursera on-demand class, so you can watch the lectures whenever you want, as many times as you want.

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Exploding Limes and Fractal Cabbage

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A few weeks ago, I covered the browser version of Enchanted Cave 2 for my students, so I was pretty excited to review this roguelike treasure grab for adult gamers over on Hardcore Droid. Lots of meta-jokes for RPG gamers, and silly items to loot!

Enchanted Cave 2 opens in a typical RPG town, full of townspeople sharing the requisite warnings about the boundless dangers and wonderful treasures found in the nearby cursed cave, but this is not quite an RPG.  I quickly discovered that the cursed cave is a randomly-generated dungeon of treasure and death, perfect for roguelike exploration. Adventurers battle their way through, looting bags of cash, weapons, armor, and crafting ingredients (like unicorn poop or exploding limes).  If you let your adventurer run out of health, he’ll die in the cave, never to be seen again. More importantly, you’ll lose all the gold, loot, and skills you’ve acquired in that dungeon run, so keep an eye on the all-important health bar. This gives a great tension to battles, and makes those healing potions incredibly precious.

via Enchanted Cave 2 on Hardcore Droid

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DO IT OR YOU FAIL!

failIn one of my classes, our syllabus proclaims that the correct heading must be name, date, and course section number, and threatens that students will receive an AUTOMATIC ZERO if the course section number is above the date. This isn’t the only formatting mistake for which we’ll AUTOMATICALLY FAIL (and paper formatting mistakes are not the only student errors that will cause immediate failure), which leads me to so many questions. After 6+ years in the classroom, I’m really curious why an educator would open a course, and the student-teacher relationship, with the fairly minor formatting mistakes that will result in insta-fail. Of course, in this class I’m a student, so I’m guessing that my opinions on the syllabus aren’t terribly relevant.

When I encountered this kind of syllabus as an undergrad, I believed that the importance of carefully formatting papers according to the professor’s style was preparation for the Real World and a Professional Career. Maybe in the Real World, formatting will be super important to, uh, something? Maybe this is a test to see if I’ve read the syllabus? Maybe it’s a test to see if I can follow directions? Er, I mean, a test to see if I can follow these particular directions, not just the directions about which book to read and when to turn in essays, because in way the entire class is a test of direction-following ability.  Maybe our papers are going to be graded by robot? In which case, I for one, welcome our new robotic overlords with open arms.

But now I think the real takeaway is to accept that sometimes you have to do fairly pointless things in order to reach a goal.

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Bennington Girls Are Easy

Bennington Girls Are Easy is about two best friends, and their wider circle of college friends. Actually, it’s about living in the city right after college.

I love struggling-friends-in-the-city chicklit, and I love lifestyle porn, but I get extremely annoyed when they touch. (The I gotta find a job — any job! motivation* does not work for characters who each have their own room in their doorman apartment, and it just makes me wonder if the author’s ever been to Manhattan.) Bennington Girls Are Easy does not make me wonder if the author’s ever been to Manhattan. No, I’m convinced that all of these characters are real people who are going to sue the author for revealing all of their private and unflattering moments.

Would definitely recommend — I read it in two sittings, and I only stopped because APPARENTLY Harold wants to spend time with me or something —  but don’t expect a cheery adventure about college girlfriends making in the big city, though. That NetGalley blurb is a bit misleading. Instead, this novel is a blunt and somewhat dark look at sex, money, social class, and the evolution of college friendships in adulthood.

*But I love when the protag needs a job and can’t be picky, so she takes this strange position with this oddball cast of coworkers, and hilarity ensues. Love it.

Bennington Girls Are Easy by Charlotte Silver will be out on July 14th, 2015. I received a copy of the book to review. Opinions are my own, as always, and eARCs have never stopped me from snarking about a bad book.

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Comic Conspiracy

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Went with Harold for a Free Comic Book Day signing at The Comic Conspiracy, Asheboro.

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A for All Done

hello kitty chinglish squareI’ve not exactly enjoyed everything about my online class, but I passed with an A, because 90.0000000001 is an A.

I was obsessively checking, so I saw this in the grades section of my online “classroom”. Then I got an internal college message telling me my grades are available in my student account, then I got a regular email telling me I have my grades in my student account, then I got an email telling me that my most recent (only) grade has been added to my GPA, and my new (4.0) GPA is available in my student account, and blah blah blah basically every day since the class ended, the college has found another way to congratulate me on my A.

I hope skywriting is next.

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