Wartime Farm, etc.

I rarely watch TV. I know this sounds like I live in a cave or like a weird humblebrag (Oh, I don’t watch frivolous Netflix! I’m much too busy with my hours of regular exercise, making all-organic meals from scratch, and volunteering for worthy causes!) but I just don’t fall into TV shows very much. I usually drift off to sleep or reach for my phone, so it’s always a nice surprise when I find I do really like a TV show.

I recently stumbled into these shows that are basically just these happy history nerds trying out regular life in different historical periods: Tudor Monastery Farm, Edwardian Farm, Victorian Farm, and Wartime Farm. After researching daily life in that time period, Ruth and the boys set out to farm, cook, and just generally live using historical methods, and they have have such a good time making old crafts and recipes. 

There are usually three recreators, Ruth Goodman, Peter Ginn and Alex Langlands, with Tom Pinfold instead of Alex a couple times. As Ruth and the boys try out these historical activities, they’re pretty blunt about how they’re doing — whether the work is frustrating or a historical recipe is nice. This is great, because I feel like a lot of popular history is either by someone who dreamily wishes they were born in the  glorious past, or it’s all about how dirty / smelly / sickly / backwards everyone was back in the dark ages. Instead, the history nerds gamely try out historical ways of  life, and describe how it’s going.

I should warn you that these shows have some really gruesome moments. There aren’t any jumpscares or any scenes intended to frighten, but when they say it’s time to butcher the pig, skip ahead a few scenes because, well, they’re going to butcher the pig.

The first one I found is the Tudor Monastery Farm. We typically think of Henry VIII when we hear “Tudor” but this is under Henry VII, in 1500.  The year is actually not terribly important, since farm life in 1490 or whatever wouldn’t have been too different from 1460 or 1500, right? But it’s definitely pre-reformation Tudor times, you can see that in the role of the monastery. They also talk about the upcoming changes in the reformation, but mostly they try to live like Tudor tenant-farmers.  I loved this show, so I was delighted to find the book version, How To Be A Tudor, which was so interesting, and much more detailed.

All the Farm shows also hit the right difficulty of explanation, where I wasn’t confused about new terms and I didn’t feel condescended to.  I think some of it is because the three history nerds seem to be excited and genuinely interested when they ask experts to show their crafts, or demonstrate something they’re making. Sometimes they have Prof. Ronald Hutton turn up to tell then about old ceremonies and customs, and he’s just as excited to recreate the ceremonial cutting of the last sheaf of wheat as they are.

My favorite is Wartime Farm (unfortunately, my favorite is the only one that’s not on Amazon Prime), which covers British countryside life in WWII. This one doesn’t follow the usual full-calendar-year format of the other ones, instead it looks at the increases in rationing and local food production over the course of the entire war. They still wear historical clothes and do all the historical activities, like covering the windows with blackout curtains or canning with the WI. Also, the historians talk to people about their experiences, or their parents’ experiences, in the war.

Wartime Farm is weirdly perfect pandemic viewing. In a year when our shops had empty shelves and we were seriously limiting shopping trips, I enjoyed watching Ruth cook with canned goods and ingredient substitutions. And after watching people hoard TP and hand sanitizer last year, and gasoline last month, I really understood the fairness of the rationing books. (Yes, of course some people cheated, but the whole idea of rationed goods is that everyone gets something, instead of one guys buys up everything and everyone else is screwed.) A lot of the war effort, like blackout curtains against night air raids, only work because everyone is participating.

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Games in Pandemic Life

For the game version of all the wild things we’ve experienced in pandemic life, try the browser runner game 2020 Game. Well, it’s mostly a runner, but as the year gets stranger, there are more platformer challenges, more objects to dodge and everything just gets harder and harder, from all directions. 

 

For a cheery, cuter game around pandemic life, Plays.org has a new Fight Virus hospital game.  In this one, just click the cute little corona germs to clear them away, keeping your adorable little hospital clear. Click the patients to help them check in and then help them recover and keep your ward clear for incoming patients. 

This game uses the usual increasing mechanics of a time-management sim, so eventually you’re in a race against time and covid, clicking to clean and care for patients as fast as possible. The game ends, distressingly, when there are just too many patients and too much covid in the hospital to keep the game going. But it’s a cute browser game, so players can just try again to play for longer next time.

There are also other cute  simulation games, when you’re just looking for a fun, light time-management distraction without a reminder of covid cleaning.

For a mood game of pandemic isolation and confusion, I liked Doublespeak Games’ A Dark Room. This is a simple, text-based resource game set in an eerie woods, with exploration as one of the key themes. A lot of this game relies on countdown meters and clicking for more resources, which is often one of my least favorite mechanics, but it helps give a sense of time passing. I enjoyed discovering both the creepy, dark forest and the survival improvements my builder could make.  Still, there’s a certain amount of clicking and waiting involved in discovering this gameworld, at least until I’d drawn enough villagers to my settlement. The click, wait, discover cycle in the browser version of this game also works really well if you’re doing a boring WFH task in another window, I’m just saying… 

There’s a lot to discover in this deceptively simple game. All the slightly-off bits of descriptive text add up to a surprising storyline. 

For the opposite feeling, try the sweet puzzle game from eyezmaze, Grow Recovery. If you’ve played any of the cute Grow games, you’re familiar with the basic rules: players have a collection of items to add to the scene. Each item interacts with the existing items in interesting ways, and you’ll need to find the best order so that each item is used well to solve the challenge. Of course, many of  the “wrong” interactions are great fun to watch, too. 

Grow Recovery adds a comforting little narrative to the Grow game formula, showing an exhausted little figure in need of healing. Each of the items available will make him feel better in a different way: Choose a blanket for him, and he’ll wrap himself up. Choose a friend to cheer him up, and the friend will help heal him. The blanket levels up into a pillow and a bed, making him extra comfy, and with some food, the friend will cook a nourishing meal for your exhausted little guy. (Spoiler: None of the healing actions involve shopping online for self-care products) All the interactions make an adorable mini-sim for your phone, creating a quick mobile game that will leave you feeling comforted and recovered.

Finally, in the eleventymillionth month of isolation, the multiplayer Among Us is perfect for playing with friends. Rounds are quick, as you rush around doing goofy space tasks, and trying to find the murderous imposter. At least one crewmate is an imposter, determined to kill the rest of the crewmates without getting caught. After each death, the remaining players can vote on who the imposter could be, a bit like playing Mafia, but with a Spaceteam kind of aesthetic. I’ve written before about how much ridiculous fun this game is. Even if you lose, you get to scream at friends (or strangers!) and call them imposters. 

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Troi, Obviously

WorkBro just sent me this so I could answer the question and help him finish his crossword. On one hand, it reminds me of being back in the staffroom together between classes.

But also, the mortifying ordeal of being known.

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Mix Tape, Revisited

10 years ago, I warned Harold what sharing an office with me would be like.

Meg: I’m listening to all my bad music before you come work with me!

Harold: Oh, that’s ok, I’m pretty laid back with music.

Meg: You only say that because you haven’t heard my awesome Lady Gaga / ABBA mix tape.

Harold: Yeah… I might not be that laid back.

Source: Mix Tapes | Simpson’s Paradox

 

I mean, yes,  there are some extremely good reasons why you shouldn’t start dating someone at work, but I think working a couple game crunches with my future husband was pretty good practice for pandemic lockdown.

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Maiden

Two years ago, when we were looking for this apartment, we were so close to renting a different one. It was pretty, sunny, close to the train, and pretty cheap, but also a smallish walkup with no dishwasher. We talked about how much money we could save living in slightly cramped apartment, and decided that we weren’t home all that much, we didn’t cook all that much and we could hand wash dishes to save money on rent.

I was completely shocked when they turned us down, and asked the broker if we had some kind of problem with our credit score or rental history. He said that the owner didn’t want to rent it to us because we were not married.  When I explained that we actually are married, and that I had said this on the application form, and that women aren’t legally required to change their names, and what year is it, anyway? he said I could submit our marriage license for reconsideration.

So then I took a picture of our marriage certificate, and my left hand wearing my wedding ring, and with my middle finger out and pointing to the 2015 date on the paper, because it’s not actually the 1950s anymore. Harold talked me out of sending that photo but he could not talk me into calling that broker back, and then I found this apartment on my own, and I forgot about the whole thing.

Anyway, that’s why we ended up not spending the pandemic in a cramped apartment handwashing dishes three times a day and walking five flights down to the laundry room, all conveniently located near the job I don’t have any more.

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Imposter

In the craziness of 2020, I realize how lucky I am to spend another winter break playing stupid games with my formerly-work friends. It’s a nice bit of normalcy in pandemic life, because for the last few years, we’ve played Civ and other games together over our teaching breaks. Now that we’re not coworkers anymore, it’s extra nice to catch up, play together and just spend time laughing with good friends.

Also, I’m going to make a careful sneaky plan, and kill them all.

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Book Review: Social Creature

I’m not saying that all I do in lockdown is read thrillers, but… I have new thriller review up on News Break:

Social Creature, by Tara Isabella Burton, is a dramatic thriller about an intense, twisted friendship and about how far someone might go to make it in Manhattan.

Louise “works as a barista at this coffee shop that turns into a wine bar at night, and also writes for this e-commerce site called GlaZam that sells knockoff handbags, and is also an SAT tutor.” Which is a perfect description of getting by in the city, endlessly busy and working all hours, but nothing that sounds like a career when you’re asked what you do, and nothing that leads to a career.

When she meets Lavinia, Louise is instantly pulled in. Lavinia is the other kind of busy in Manhattan. She’s constantly having amazing nights at amazing parties. Her nights out are the Met opera or an exclusive event, not the free night at the museum or beers at a friend’s apartment. She’s on an endless sabbatical from school, working on a novel that no one actually expects to see finished, while her parents pay for everything.

Via Book Review: Desperation, Murder and Instagram in “Social Creature”

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Book Review: Astrid Sees All

Basically all I do in pandemic isolation is read books and sometimes write about them.

Astrid Sees All tells not just Phoebe’s story, but all about the clubs and drugs and adventure of Manhattan in the eighties.  This is a great setting, but telling so many stories leads to the kind of overfull and meandering plot that gets novels labeled that backhanded “ambitious.” There’s just so much crammed in, including a storyline about missing girls in the village. I thought the constant references to the Missing posters were heavy-handed reminders of all the dangers awaiting young girls in Manhattan, and I was totally unprepared for the resolution of that plot. Actually, that sums up my feelings on most of the book. Whenever I thought something was leaning too heavy-handedly symbolic, there was a dramatic, surprising twist.

via Newsbreak: Books: Astrid Sees All

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Lovecraft Country

Spoiler: The Lovecraft Country book is so much better than the show.

The book has the same characters I liked in the show, but with more scifi nerdery, more character development, more of a subtle creeping horror and less bloody-body-parts horror. There’s a constant, mundane threat in daily life under segregation, and it’s used to make all the dangers and supernatural horrors frightening and intense. Also, at the risk of a mild spoiler (I hope it’s not too much of a spoiler to discover that a character can die in an HBO horror show?), there is a person who dies in the show who doesn’t die in the book. I can’t say any more without spoilers, but basically every scene that I wasn’t into didn’t happen in the book, and every relationship that I wanted to explore was developed in the book. I felt like I was reading my own Lovecraft Country fanfiction.

Full review is on my book blog.

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The Virtual Teaching Seance

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♬ The Creepy Music Box (Psychological Thriller / Horror) – Film Music Experience

From WorkBro, who probably needs a new name since we don’t even work together anymore.

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