The Girl With All The Gifts

Every morning, Melanie waits in her cell to be collected for class.

When they come for her, Sergeant keeps his gun pointing at her while two of his people strap her into the wheelchair. She thinks they don’t like her. She jokes that she won’t bite, but they don’t laugh.

Melanie is a very special girl.

 

A little ways into The Girl With All the Gifts,  one of my coworkers asked what I was reading about, and I said it was an apocalypse survival story about a little girl who had some zombie traits and was going to unlock zombie immunity.

I was so wrong.

This contains about a million spoilers. Seriously, you should stop now and go read the book before I give the whole thing away.

Ok?

Seriously, spoilers.

I should admit that I’m not the world’s biggest fan of zombie stories, because I’m not at all interested in blood and gore and limbs coming off and all kinds of yuck. I like when internal organs stay on the inside, thanks very much. What attracted me to The Girl With All The Gifts was the world building, and I was completely pulled me into the post-breakdown society.

The beginning is told almost entirely from Melanie’s perspective, and she accepts without question that she will spend her days strapped in a wheelchair in class and her nights triple-locked into a cell. She also accepts that she will be sprayed down with disinfectant once a week and that she can do higher math and memorize facts with ease. This is the same kind of narration that I enjoyed in The Curious Incident of the Dog in The Night-Time (Blogging! In case you want to reference book reactions you wrote 9 years ago!).

I began to see that Melanie and her classmates are high-functioning hungries, a mix of zombie and human. They retain their human minds — in most cases, becoming extra smart — instead of becoming brainless zombies, but also keep a zombie’s hunger for flesh. This is the part where I told my friend that the superpowered little girl was going to cure the zombie virus.

(I was so very wrong.)

Melanie’s favorite teacher, Miss Justineau, reads the hungry children stories and teaches them about the Greek myths, and encourages creative writing. She does everything a humanities teacher would do, on a science and research base, in post-Breakdown world, and teaching the kids myths and history turns out to be how she saves the world. Sort of.

After even the limited society of the research base breaks down, there is one scene where Miss Justineau punches a researcher who wants to run very important, very fatal experiments on Melanie, and I think that maybe readers were supposed to realize how far organized society has fallen when we have schoolteachers punching their scientist bosses in the face. But I don’t know, I kind of got it.

The book is set in post-apocalyptic England, so occasionally a place name would have a familiar ring from my time in London and Cambridge. After the battle in Stevenage, I couldn’t help hearing an echo of the Tube announcement This train is for Stevenage. My friend Jennette wrote about noticing all the Indy locations while reading The Fault Is In Our Stars, and while I don’t know that area anywhere nearly as well as Jennette knows Indy, the half-remembered place names made the fallen society even creepier.

Even though I’m not usually a huge fan of zombie survival stories, I really enjoyed the sections where survivors build and fortify their locations to prevent attack from hungries. I mean, the coworker who’d asked me about this book works with me at a certain game studio working on a game that involves a lot of this. I kind of wanted to shout instructions to the characters to build better and more hungry-proof bases.

When I am not working at that studio, though, I’m teaching middle-school kids. I’m not saying that I’d sign up to teach zombie children in the apocalypse — No, wait, that’s exactly what I’m saying.

The Girl With All The Gifts is so hopeful, telling the story of a young girl who’s constantly dreaming about being the rescuer and about having a nice safe home. It’s also so freaking desperate and hopeless, with society basically over and the few people left are alive by random chance, broken and wounded. The end of the novel manages to be both, and in reading such a right and appropriate ending, I wondered how I could have expected anything else.
  The Girl With All the Gifts by M. R. Carey, is out on June 10th, 2014. I received an ARC from the publisher to review, and obviously, all comments and opinions are my own. The opening quote is from the press release.

 

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Every morning, I put on pretty earrings for work, and then take them off almost immediately when I launch the game and put my headphones on. #blog | May 19, 2014 at 08:39PM

Every morning, I put on pretty earrings for work, and then take them off almost immediately when I launch the game and put my headphones on. #blog

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5 out of 5

When I moved to Chapel Hill, I went to career therapy. Career therapy is when you are so deeply depressed that you start going to counseling to deal with it. In counseling, you answer the therapist’s questions and establish that your relationship is great, your family is just fine, you don’t have any past trauma, etc., etc., but it turns out you get something like 99% of your life satisfaction from your work. (This was a little while after Next Island went under, and realizing that I get my life satisfaction from my work shortly after our entire staff was laid off with no notice wasn’t the greatest revelation for me.)

In career therapy, I made a list of what I wanted in my new work, and I recently found a gig that has 5 out of 5 things. But I’m discovering, as I do it, that it’s not a silver bullet. Or rather, I do want those 5 things, I want job security and name recognition and the rest of what I said, but I failed to include other attributes with a stronger effect on my happiness and satisfaction. So I’m not entirely happy there.

Meanwhile, I went to an event in Raleigh for local devs, and it was just great! I guess I didn’t realize how many people I actually know here, and all the great things they’re doing, and I got to introduce interesting people to each other, and a friend from the indie meetup came and said he only knew about this event and felt welcome attending because of me, and some other people came up and  introduced themselves and knew my name and my work. And overall, I just felt so much love for this area and the community here!

And hating this location is pretty much why I thought I was in counseling.

So I think I’m a pretty poor judge of what will make me happy.

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Black Bear Lake by Leslie Liautaud

Black Bear Lake by Leslie Liautaud is almost a 1980s period piece, full off cassettes and feathered hair, told in an extended flashback to a family vacation when he was growing up.  Adult Adam is looking back on the summer that changed everything, the issues he won’t talk with his wife about, the reason he’s in therapy exploring his past, so even as he describes an idyllic summer on the family lakeside, I couldn’t help worrying that each new page would be the event was the Very Bad Thing. The literary device, and the feeling it created, is quite a lot like the last title I recieved from Whirlwind, Careful.

Teenage Adam and his family join the rest of their extended family on the shores of Black Bear Lake. He’s most excited about seeing his favorite cousin, Danielle, but their usual close friendship is disrupted by teenage hormones, and the arrival of Amy, a babysitter attached to some of the younger cousins.  While there’s plenty of summer fun seeing Dany, going swimming, and sneaking beers with his older cousins, Adam is just becoming old enough to see some of the adult dynamics in his family.

He’s noticing how his mom copes with her illness by keeping it from her own mother, and listens to what Dany’s mom says (and doesn’t say) about her marriage. He’s also starting to see relationships in how his younger brothers behave, trying to get attention from their mother while they still can, to Amy’s attention-seeking. There are enough gently mature realizations to take me off my guard that maybe the Very Bad Thing won’t happen, when, of course, it does.

I received a copy of this novel from the publicist to review. Review and comments are, as always, my own. (ARCs have never stopped me from snarking about a bad book or writing a critical review.)

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As Cultural Stunts Go

Old China Hand Imagethief, a blogger I followed with dedication during my Yantai and Beijng years, now writes thoughtfully about returning to American life after many years in Asia.

As cultural stunts go, China was an epic win. I became competent at living and working there, but the sense of adventure never did fade. One of China’s charms is an enduring, vaguely hallucinatory quality that drapes over even mundane experiences, like a paisley bedspread over an old, vinyl sofa. It has a way of keeping you just a bit off balance, which makes life interesting.

Or maybe it’s just me.

It’s not just you.

via Imagethief: Reverse Culture Shock and Other Myths

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No Pineapple Left Behind

no pineapple left behindI was really excited to hear about Seth Alter’s new game project, No Pineapple Left Behind.  When we’d talked last, he’d dropped some hints that his next project had to do with pineapples in school, but this was not exactly what I’d pictured. (Not totally sure what I expected, but it wasn’t test-taking tropical fruit.)   No Pineapple Left Behind is in development, but it will begin with an evil wizard turning middle schoolers into pineapples.

In this game, pineapples are preferable to students because pineapples take tests and get grades (they are enchanted pineapples) without asking annoying questions, getting bored and restless, or all those other pesky things that children do. The school’s goal is to pass exams, and no one really looks too hard into whether a child or a pineapple took the exam, as long as they get a good grade. So when pineapples do well on their exams, the school and therefore the player, will get more money.

Unfortunately, the pineapple cure is not foolproof, and sometimes an unattended pineapple can turn back into a child. This is an undesirable outcome, because children need things besides exams and children do things besides take tests.

Although the classrooms full of pineapples are a little unusual, the school has a very realistic goal of getting more students to pass more exams, in order to receive funding.  Players of No Pineapple Left Behind will take on the role of a school principal and will be tasked with getting passing grades and definitely not letting the pineapples turn back into children. To make more money, players can expell struggling students before they hurt the class average and cut art classes to save money. Seth is a former teacher, so some of the school’s goals hit very close to home.  I love the concept of No Pineapple Left Behind, and I’m really looking forward to playing the finished game.

via No Pineapple Left Behind — Upcoming Indie Game Satirizes Education Reform.

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Connect! (And Get Off My Lawn.)

Simpson's Paradox
So ever since Google Reader ended, I’ve been trying out different feedreaders and wishing Bloglines was still around. I’ve mislaid some of my feeds, and spent a while getting different formats and different services to work well together. If This Then That has been pretty great, but ugh! Everything worked just fine the old way! Why did it have to change? (Is there anything that makes me feel as old as grumbling about new technology?)

Anyway, I have an email subscription for my blog here:

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Rich Kids of Instagram: Satyricon And The City

Rich Kids of Instagram is a Tumblr of, well, rich kids posing with their expensive stuff. Whether it’s yachts, sports cars, resorts, or dropping $10,000 on cosmetics , the Tumblr recalls late-Roman excesses. It’s hard to tear my eyes away, and while I scrolled, I learned that some rich kids prefer humblebrag captions over their private jets and shopping sprees, while other prefer the more blatant #hatersgonnahate and middle fingers. Also, I learned that pools come in more styles than in-ground or above-ground. Who knew?

The upcoming novel Rich Kids of Instragram is half Candace Bushnell’s Trading Up, half Petronius’ Dinner With Trimalchio. The characters are mostly unabashed social climbers, with a few old-money heirs and a tech wunderkind for frothy good measure. Their high-stakes, high-budget conflicts lead to a guilty-pleasure page-turner, with plenty of backstabbing, sex, and general excess.

From my review Rich Kids of Instagram: Satyricon and the City on Yahoo!

 

I’m really happy with this headline, because I write some of the least engaging headlines ever. If left to my own devices, I’d be the author of Things I Thought About This Game and Some Reasons Why This Novel Is Kind of Annoying. So I’m very proud of this one.

Unfortunately, Yahoo! has started using a new layout which includes  literally none of my piece is above the fold. No seriously. Not exaggerating.

Above the fold

It turns out that my headline wasn’t so much clever pop-cultural snark as it was excellent placement for  text links to About.com and Star Trek fan fiction. Or maybe the link to buy Rich Kids – Cheap Prices is it’s own cultural snark.

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The History of Rome

IT WAS THE WORST YEAR IN the history of Rome. Well, perhaps it wasn’t quite that bad.

— Opening line of John Maddox Roberts’ SPQR VIII: The River God’s Vengeance (The SPQR Roman Mysteries) This whole series is great, but this is a particularly good opening.

This is also pretty much how Harold begins telling a story.

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Cursus Honorum

At our sprint review meeting on Friday, we met two new team members.

“I took a pretty unusual path,” said one of my new colleagues. “Before this, I lived in Beijing. I know that moving to China is not the most common path into teaching game design to teenagers –”

My head snapped up and I looked around to see if this was an elaborate prank. I love my YD team, but I wouldn’t put it past Justin and/or James to liven up a sprint review by pranking me. Hey, new guy! Let’s see if Meg is paying attention in meetings by telling her you lived across town from her on the other side of the planet!

But, no, not a prank. My small tech startup in North Carolina has hired two China expats.

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