The Gesalt of Saturn Veiled

 

photo(12)Played The Silent Age for this Friday’s game on. Here’s janitor Joe viewing art.

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Responsible Adult

After a pretty endless slog, Harold got some good career news yesterday, and so I stopped on the way home to buy a nice bottle for a toast, like adults do.  Anyway, I picked out a nice prosecco for Harold, and they also had a sweet red wine that makes a good sangria, and a moscato on sale, and you know what? I’m not going to explain myself. Wine is sold in cases, people have entire wine cellars, I don’t have to explain why I was buying multiple bottles of wine. I’m an adult and I can do what I like.

I should probably mention here that I look a great deal younger than I am, and I get carded fairly regularly, and every so often, the person checking my ID will take it all very seriously, carefully scrutinizing my license and sometimes calling for a manager. The most annoying part is that in North Carolina, a round of slow and predictable smalltalk is required here. I smile agreeably each time while an unhurried cashier comes to the inevitable conclusion that I certainly do look younger than my age and it must be so nice to look so young. (I miss New York,  where people assume that other people have places to be.)

So anyway, I was in the midst of convincing the cashier that I’m totally an adult and to please sell me lots of wine when I heard someone call my name, and there was one of my little students, excited to run into me and say hi.

Role model for the children, that’s me.

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Tappy To Flappy

Tappy to flappySometimes it’s awkward to be both a writer and a developer, but reading what my GrabIt colleagues wrote about what my Epic colleagues made isn’t one of those times.

… Known for driving blockbuster console titles like Gears of War and BioShock, Epic obviously believed it needed to prove the engine’s worth to the little guys. So, it has released a clone of popular game Flappy Bird to showcase how the engine can be used  to create simple, effective and retro-inspired games. Tappy Chicken is nothing special, but demonstrates the practical use of their engine no matter how low the requirements.

Epic Games’ message is specifically targeted to inexperienced or small-scale developers, showing them they should not be intimidated or afraid of using Unreal Engine 4 for their projects.

via Indie Game News | Grab It – The Game Discovery App – MaxJoseph.

So many internet reactions to Tappy Chicken are either reactionary fanboying over the Epic logo, or reactionary trashing the Flappy Bird craze, and so it’s extra nice to read a post from a author who sees a cute proof of concept. My gamemaking friends know how to make games, and my writer friends tell it like it is.

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#Shelfie

I’m really proud of building these myself. Putting up my own furniture is pretty new for me, but also really satisfying and fun.

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Traffic Control Algebra

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traffic control algebraEdupup’s Traffic Control Algebra asks players to review their algebra skills, while keeping crazy drivers from crashing into each other.

I was assigned to review any educational game on eduXtive, and I was really happy to find this one, and others like it, because in my experience edu minigames tend to be variations on flashcards. (Don’t get me wrong, when I was teaching ESL, I was always happy to use a flashcard game in class, and I created some of my own vocab matching games. But it’s always good to find an edu game that’s more than matching-plus-graphics.)

Do a math problem to turn on a green light and allow the cars coming from that direction to drive, and then do another problem to turn it red. The object is to try to get as many cars as possible through the intersection, without letting them crash. Apparently none of the drivers are paying attention.

traffic control algebra gameplay

The math starts out easy while players are still getting the hang of the drivers’ paths, but becomes more challenging as the game goes on, making it a good way to review middle-school math. Back in my day, we would have worksheets of simple algebra problems, and fifth-grade me would have preferred playing this game.

The game is more forgiving of math errors than car crashes. Players have up to 5 mathematical mistakes before the game ends.

You can be a little evil and just leave some drivers sitting at one corner while traffic backs up, but once there’s no place for a new car to go, the game is over. (You can also give green light in all four directions and let cars drive however they want. This play mode, inspired by drivers in the leftmost lane on 40 who suddenly realize they’re going to miss their exit, results in a big wreck. I’m just saying.)

eduxtive logoThis post was sponsored by eduXtive. The game was chosen and played by me, and obviously reactions and comments on the game are my own.

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I Like Boats: ‘The Girls at the Kingfisher Club’

Genevieve Valentine’s The Girls At The Kingfisher Club is out today! I wrote about it over at Yahoo, where, unfortunately, my original title “I like boats” was not as funny to others as it was for me, and I had to change it to something more professional. Good thing I have my own blog where I can title things whatever I want.

The Girls At the Kingfisher Club by Genevieve Valentine blends Prohibition nightclubs and the Twelve Dancing Princesses for a tale about sisterhood, loyalty, and happy endings.

In 1920s Manhattan, twelve sisters are kept trapped in the attic by their father, recalling Twelve Dancing Princesses, and highlighting their position as sidelined and powerless women. Jo, the oldest sister, is the General, the boss of eleven younger sisters, and the organizer of their midnight adventures. The girls all learn to dance and love sneaking out to Prohibition era nightclubs. For readers, it starts out impossible to keep track of all the princesses, but in a surprisingly short time, their personalities separate and it’s impossible to get the sisters confused.

Valentine is particularly good at blending the mundane and the fabulous, and The Girls At The Kingfisher Club is a wonderful magical realism adventure through the roaring twenties. A delightful period piece / fairy tale blend would be quite enough, but then rumors of twelve dancing sisters reach the Hamilton father, who decides to marry them off as quickly as possible to avoid any more embarrassing rumors. Jo takes desperate measures to protect the sisters from being married off and ending up in twelve different attics.

Each sister’s storyline is satisfying, true to their different personalities, as they try to find different forms of safety between the nightclubs the girls have known and a daytime New Manhattan they’ve never seen. Jo’s arc combines Prohibition bootlegging, sisterly love, and a bittersweet letting go of her General ways. A fairy tale ends with living happily ever after, and The Girls At The Kingfisher Club explores how one could possibly live happily, after growing up trapped in an attic.

Overall, a vibrant, magical story of Manhattan, dancing, and building a family in The Girls At The Kingfisher Club.

via The Twelve Dancing Jazz Age Princesses in ‘The Girls at the Kingfisher Club’ – Yahoo.

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Hey, You Guys, Sleep Is Pretty Great

So I’ve had a bit of a problem that’s made it hard to sleep, but now that problem is sorted, and I’m sleeping properly, and, you guys, sleep is the best! Did you know it’s completely amazing? And makes you feel great?

Now I don’t wake up every morning already exhausted, so I’m not strained every single day because I’m so tired. I also don’t spend every night lying awake thinking about the terrible things that only come to mind in the middle of the night. (That stupid thing I said three months ago. What if tomorrow my boss fires us all and closes the company?) Getting enough sleep has dramatically improved my life!

I think I’ll go tell everyone know how nice it is to sleep and how awesome it is to feel rested. Sleeping! It’s good for you!

It was only recently, after all, that I noticed the relationship between eating and my mood. I almost never feel hungry, which sounds good because diet guides always talk about becoming thin by showing you how to curb your hunger, right? If left alone, I’ll get caught up in what I’m doing, until midafternoon when everything I’m doing becomes very difficult and everyone around me becomes extremely annoying.  When I worked with Chip, around this point one of us would go find the other one and ask, sheepishly, “Did you remember to eat today? Because I forgot again.” After I have a meal, everyone stops being such annoying jerks.

Eating, you guys! It’s really good! It keeps everyone around me from becoming an insufferable jerk! Like magic!

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Morning

Different work desk. Different MMO. Different Hello Kitty.

Pretty happy about the way things are going.

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The Secret Diary of Lizzie Bennet

It has been almost six months since I last reviewed a Pride and Prejudice spinoff, so this weekend I read The Secret Diary of Lizzie Bennet by Bernie Su and Kate Rorick. This is a novelization of the TV series, but you don’t actually have to have watched the Lizzie Bennet Diaries to follow the novel.

The story opens with handsome med student Bing Lee moving into the biggest McMansion in town, with snobbish sister Caroline and hipster friend Darcy in tow. Lizzie is a communications grad student and secret vlogger, who spends her days in the library with her friend Charlotte. Jane is a perpetually cheerful fashion designer, although she’s living at home while fetching coffee and samples for more important designers when the story opens. It’s a lovely reimagining of classic Jane. (Look, some of us actually have sisters who are cheerful and genuinely nice to everyone, and I always like when Jane is seen as smart and successful, as well as nice.)

Mr. Collins is a tech startup wannabe, who’s secured a massive investment from venture capitalist Catherine de Bourgh, although his company hasn’t made much of anything yet. He’s spot on, spouting corporate platitudes and elevator pitches, completely full of himself, and yet not entirely unsympathetic. (It’s actually a pretty kind reinvention, considering another Pride&Prejudice spinoff has Mr Collins getting chased by a swarm of bees into a cowpond where he drowns.) So good. And then Lizzie gets a gig at Pemberley Digital, where a certain brooding hipster is the CEO.

Charlotte is offered a job with Collins’ new company (after Lizzie turns it down, of course), and instead of Austen’s fairly depressing depiction of Charlotte choosing to marry Collins over being an old maid, this Charlotte decides to put her graduate work on hold to accept a lucrative position at a new media startup.

In the original P&P, Lydia’s elopement brings embarrassment and dishonor to the whole family because she ran off and lived with Wickham before they were married. Fortunately, Darcy steps in to convince Wickham is actually marry her, by paying him an undisclosed sum. This is a rough event to modernize. We don’t have the same disapproval for a young couple spending the night together anymore, and also a modern-day hero would be pretty disturbing if he paid a reprobate like Wickham to marry a teenage girl.

So what could a boy-crazy, attention-starved thoughtless young girl like Lydia do to wreck her life? She makes a private sex tape with Wickham, and it leaks, of course. It’s a perfect modernization of Lydia’s elopement, a small mistake with Wickham turns incredibly embarrassing for the entire Bennet family and threatens to destroy Lydia’s entire future.

The novel has some sweet Darcy and Elizabeth moments, with cute nods to the original, but where it really shines in Lizzie’s relationships with her sisters and Charlotte. The authors have managed to create a grad student Lizzie, with authentic reactions to modern day challenges of her relationships, living at home as an adult, and starting a new media career, all while still reminding readers of Austen’s Elizabeth Bennett.

I received and eARC of this novel from the publisher. All opinions are my own.

Just in case that’s not enough Darcy and Elizabeth for you, here are some of my other posts about Pride And Prejudice spinoffs:

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Seed 4

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seed4 logo Seed 4 is a new fantasy MMORPG, available for Android from Gameberry.  The game is free to play, and monetizes on in-game purchases. Players can choose a fantasy hero — or heroine, there are plenty of playable females — and set off on their adventures.

Players can choose to play Quest, Raid, PvP, Subjugation, Intercept, Exploration, Guild Battle or Conquest. Quests were the simplest and easiest to engage in for a new player, because new players don’t need any allies or equipment to get started. Battles are simple, the app calls them “one-touch quests”.

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After each successful battle, the player will receive one or more items as loot. Players end up with a lot of armor and weapons from questing, and they’ll very quickly be swapping out armor pieces for better ones, and filling every item slot. The app says there are “over 130 different types of items,” and fortunately there’s a simple one-click way to sell all of your unwanted loot back for Tarions, which can be spent on better loot or on hiring troops for your next battle.

After a while, players can form groups and Guilds with other players. Successful battles increase Guild and individual honor.

cleavage battle10 out of 10 for a playable female character. Wearing glasses, even! Now, about that shirt…

Seed 4 uses several forms of currency, blurring premium and in-game currency. Tarions and Hextarions can be earned through battle or received as daily login bonuses. They can also be purchased with real cash.

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AP, or Action Points, are required to complete actions. When a player is out of action points, he can either stop playing and wait for them to refill over time, or drink a potion to refill this meter. Potions are available in the cash shop, received as gifts, or they can purchased with crystals. Crystals are also available in the cash shop, as well as premium weapons and armor, cosmetic improvements, and extra Tarions.

You can get the Android version of the game right here, and for Apple users there’s also an iOs version, too.

130 items

This post is sponsored by Seed 4, because if you play enough games and write about enough MMOs, eventually someone will pay you to do so.

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