What To Do With A Degree In Classics

One of my game dev students named the object for her Hero Marcus Junius Brutus and the object for her Enemy Gaius Julius Caesar. While I usually encourage my students to stick to the naming conventions, to avoid 10,000 files called Game,  and 10,000 objects called Active, I just didn’t have the heart to discourage classical names. (Serious, who doesn’t love a good classical name?)

Today my student was having some problems with her hero, and as part of the troubleshooting, I made a copy of the object, and could not pass up the chance to call it Marcus Junius Brutus Secondus.

My student gasped, before telling me how amazing and awesome that was, so I guess my degree comes in pretty handy sometimes.

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Casual Droid

“Aah, Android! It did a thing! Is it broken?”

–One of my coworkers, trying to look at a photo on my phone.

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“Alice In Tumblr-Land”

Tim Manley’s Alice in Tumblr-land: And Other Fairy Tales for a New Generation tells the stories of fairy tale princesses and heroes, as twenty-somethings navigating relationships, friends, sex, careers and social media.

The Tortoise and the Hare Facebook-stalk each other down opposite career paths. Robin Hood worries if his killer social media campaign is fighting hunger or just slacktivism. Beauty’s new boyfriend plays videogames in his underpants. Ariel just doesn’t get pop culture, besides the episode of Hoarders with all the forks. Rapunzel posts a selfie with her short new do, and wonders, did everyone hate my old look without telling me? Ping’s father still calls him “Mulan” sometimes, but he calls the internet “AOL”, so Ping tries not to hold it against him.

Each story is told in a short blurb — a bit longer that a tweet, shorter than my blog posts — and then on to the next story, with the major narratives picked up again. The result is a magical Tumblr feed of fairy-tale characters living out their twenty-something adventures.

The Oatmeal’s guide for online virality includes a healthy dose of nostalgia, and the blend of Disney memories is particularly clear in the almost-woodcut illustrations. (What? You didn’t know almost-woodcut was an art term? Totally is, and that word’s worth a thousand pictures.) Slightly twisted version of childhood cartoon favorites and John Tenniel’s illustrations of Alice, are shown as Brooklyn hipsters. The result is charming, perfect for every fairy-tale-reading twentysomething to reblog. I read the book on my iPad and had to stop myself from screenshotting every single page.

The narrative lovingly snarks at Brooklyn on several occasions, asking –as every Brooklyn-based writer has asked ourselves at least once — if moving to Brooklyn to write is just an expensive cliche, and if living would be more authentic elsewhere; and musing on the tragic undateability of people from LA. (Just kidding, handsome Los Angeles director I dated when I lived in Brooklyn!) Alice In Tumblr-Land hints at Brooklyn in other ways, although princesses agree to meet their ex-boyfriends for coffee, the Ugly Duckling might ostentatiously like music no one else has heard of, and Peter Pan might take an unpaid internship in any other city.

Even through the conceit of Disney characters going on bad dates and posting on Facebook about quarterlife crises, the overall narrative is quite sympathetic. Well, not to the wolves Red encounters on OKCupid, of course, but sympathetic to the characters struggling with post-college worries. Post-college problems are easy to trivialize as frivolous millennial whining, but Alice In Tumblr-Land still manages to mock characters with compassion. Even with a certain amount of navel-gazing and requisite bad decisions, they’re just young people struggling towards a happily-ever-after life.

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Geek Girl Con Adventures

Short recap:  Geek Girl Con was an amazing group of female game developers, science fiction writers, and comic artists, all running into each other to say “I love your dress / hair / blog!” So great.

Long recap:  I spoke with Carly Kocurek, who was a complete rock star, and it was so great to meet her in person! When we were asked about our guilty pleasure games, I answered Everlove and got cheers from other Everlove players in the audience. Afterwards, several of us discussed which Heart’s Home hunk we preferred. Sometimes I love this industry.

Later, I went to another panel on #1reasonwhy, and heard women with more successful and more advanced careers talking about the same concerns I’ve had. The issues of women developing games are the privileged problems of educated, employed, creative women. Sometimes this is raised as a derailing tactic, saying our issues are frivolous when there are people who *insert problem here*, but sometimes we legitimately raise this, asking each other if it’s really so bad. If I’m lucky enough to have a job, should I quit complaining about the problems? I’ve written about this before, and hearing so many other women sharing similar experiences (workplace hostility wrapped in “just a joke, geez, lighten up”,  being considered such a raging, radical feminist for suggesting a couple NPCs be female or that a female character puts some pants on, talked over or shouted down, the pink-it-shrink-it method of developing for women, etc., etc.), was a real reminder that my experience isn’t an anomaly. It really is rough for women making games. But being in a room with so much talent was also inspiring.

I went to a bunch of fun fan talks, including Is Star Trek A Feminist Utopia? and one on YA lit, but my best conversations were random encounters with other writers all weekend.

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There were a lot of really amazing costumes at the show! Cosplay is strange, I have zero interest in doing it myself (then again, I’m considering wearing jeans and a sweater to my wedding) but I just love seeing the outfits and accessories people build.

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I’m pretty sure Geek Girl Con built this nice quiet reading area for Harold. Actually, Seattle needs an Introvert Alley much less than any other conference I’ve attended. There are so many coffeeshops and little parks in a very walkable city that it’s easy to step out and have quiet time.

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I spent a lot of time in the Dealer’s Room and Artist’s Alley. I got these amazing 3-D printed Tardis earrings from Optimystical, they’re perfect for flying my nerd flag around my students, while still looking like someone you’d trust with your teenager.  I pretty much wanted something from every table, but my favorite is an art commission. One of the writers brought her daughter, and the little girl was doing art commissions at the show.  This is me in my garden, wearing my Star Trek skirt, in case you couldn’t tell.

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My Star Trek skirt (Not from this show… from the Corsair’s shop at Animazement).

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There were so many things I liked about Geek Girl Con (meeting Carly in person! Meeting my internet friends! Buying all the nerd jewelry ever! Talking to other lady game writers! Coffee! Wild cosplay outfits!) but there is something really special about going to a nerd convention that is a safe and welcoming and fun place for young girls.  I’m so proud to be a little part of that.

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Times I Wear Yoga Pants

Either

I’m exercising at yoga or pilates class, stretching, pushing myself, striving to be healthier, basically being as active as I ever am.

or

I’m lying on my bed, reading a book, basically moving as little as humanly possible.

Same outfit!

 

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Monorail Espresso | You Gotta Eat This!

While I was in Seattle for Geek Girl Con, I finally went to Monorail Espresso, instead of just running past it on my way to the convention center. It was amazing, even in a city with great coffee everywhere, and the constant long lines finally make sense!

Monorail Espresso is an unassuming coffee window on Pike Street, between 5th and 6th. Even early on a Sunday morning, there were a couple of people in line ahead of me. When I got to the front of the line, ready to order my skim hazelnut cappuccino, the owner completely disarmed me by asking how my morning was going and talking about tango.

Monorail Espresso on Urbanspoon In my native Brooklyn, we snap out the order first, and the barista snaps out the total, we nod and go on our ways, mutually prioritizing efficiency. Meanwhile, when I’m in Chapel Hill, I have to brace myself for stream of inane questions and banal observations on the weather until I am begging the barista to please stop talking and start making a coffee. I don’t know what to do with human warmth AND coffee-making efficiency together.

via Monorail Espresso |You Gotta Eat This!

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Women In Videogames

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At Geek Girl Con, talking about women in game development with Carly Kocurek, who was an amazing rock star.

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Political Backstabbing and Handsome Men in ‘Everlove’

I recently reviewed Everlove, Silicon Sisters’ new romance / adventure game for Hardcore Droid. This game contains great dialogue, with both intrigue and snark. And the handsome, single men all over the kingdom really highlighted how often mainstream, for-everyone games assume that players are straight men. Plus, did I mention how many handsome single guys there are in Everlove?

 

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When finally forced to choose just one gentleman from the four options, I immediately choose dark, brooding and powerful, of course. Turns out, though, that all my choices had actual consequences, and Lord Dark and Brooding was attracted to Will and Responsibility, and at odds with my Kindness and Wisdom. (Typical me.)

I replayed, this time pursuing Thorodan, the handsome and talented young healer. He was a better match, since he was more interested in Rose’s steadily-increasing Kindness stat, but as he told me how many nights he’d stayed up frantically working on his magical curse-breaking formula, he reminded me of my buddies from the tech startup scene. A total mood killer when Rose and Thorodan finally got some romantic time. (Also typical me.)

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What My Completely Honest CV Would Say

I did some stuff for games, some of them shipped. I wrote some stuff for magazines, some are still in business.

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The Tragedy of Internet Marketing

Having a blog often brings me strange emails. Usually from well-meaning marketers, who’ve found me on some list of female bloggers and would therefore like to offer me the exciting opportunity to review their sippycups or diaper bags or something else completely useless to me.  Sometimes I get offers for guest posts, offering free access to an archive of clearly spun content with sponsored backlinks. Sometimes these emails are addressed to Ms. Paradox, which is going to be my superheroine name whenever I get powers. Internet marketing is a weird place, is my point.

The other day, I got the oddest one yet.

My name is ********, I’m webmaster of website livedatesearch.com.

I would like to kindly ask you to remove links to our website from your website.

They have been placed by mistake and are currently making negative impact on our website according to data from our Google Webmaster panel.

Therefore I would like to ask you to remove links to our website http://www.livedatesearch.com/ from the following page: https://simpsonsparadox.com/2006/09/not-quite-a-mud-mask.html

I kindly ask you to do this as soon as possible.

I’ve never heard of LiveDateSearch, so I was pretty confused. When I looked at the post in question, I discovered the link was in the form of a signature in commentspam. Usually Akismet is very good at catching and weeding out the comments left by a bot with the sole purpose of creating a backlink, but somehow this one had slipped through comment moderation.

Looks like the spam left on my blog is hurting the spammer’s search rankings. I’m terribly sorry about any inconvenience that spamming my blog has caused, and I’ll immediately fix it for you!

Right after I test out these sippycups.

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