Jesse Petersen’s “Monsters In Your Neighborhood”

Monsters In Your Neighborhood is Jesse Petersen’s sequel to Club Monstrosity. In Club Monstrosity, we met a collection of Manhattan monsters. Swamp Thing, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, the Blob, the Invisible Man, a mummy, a vampire, and Alec, the obligatory handsome werewolf. The surviving crew from the first novel is back, with the addition of Patrick, a sewer-dwelling chthulu lord, and the conspicuous absence of Mr Hyde, who’s disappeared to pursue his base impulses without Dr. Jekyll’s restraining hand.

Protagonist Natalie Grey is a modern Prometheus, a creature constructed from disparate “donor” body parts. (She’s quick to remind others that Frankenstein is the scientist’s name, not the monster’s, admitting an annoyance than many classic horror fans share.) Natalie’s a sweet girl with Hot Werewolf boyfriend and a fulltime job at the morgue, and Petersen stays true in her second novel, never letting Natalie become a sexy Halloween-costume version of the horror creature.

This sequel includes some of the same occasionally clunky plot exposition of the first novel. Information the reader needs is awkwardly inserted into a character’s mouth. “Once I sorted through his hoarding and you broke the encryption he used, Blob kept pretty good records,” Natalie tells Alec at one point. Amateurish exposition unpleasantly reminds readers that this is a novel, and not a magical peek into an awesome world of monster-inhabited Manhattan.

  Monsters In Your Neighborhood opens with the Van Helsing family declaring war on the monsters, just as promised at the end of Club Monstrosity. The Van Helsing’s hatred of the monsters has turned from the pitchforks and torches of medieval Europe into a social media smear campaign in modern-day New York. It’s a surprising choice — after much of the first book is spent describing the monsters’ difficulties in blending and hiding, it seems underwhelming that the monsters’ deadliest enemy hatches a dastardly plot designed to force the monsters to stay hidden. But ignore that bit of awkwardness for more of Petersen’s horror-humor blend and more interactions with the zany yet believable characters from the first book.

 Kai and Rehu’s off-again, on-again eternal mummy romance gets more attention, and the soap opera intensifies with another eternity curse and a few more near-death dangers. Linda falls prey to a manipulative boyfriend, a plotline that plays on Manhattan dating cliches and cleverly adds ghoulish overtones. Natalie discovers that she’s not the only creature Dr. Frankenstein created — with various degrees of success — and let loose on the world. The monsters are not exactly comfortable in the world of social media and internet stardom, but they’re going to have to be.

 This quick read sets humorous horror in Manhattan, blending centuries of blood feud with Twitter trends. Well worth reading for engaging characters in a world of horror and humor.

This review is based on an eARC from the publisher, although that never stops me from snarking about bad books. This review originally appeared in the Halloween issue of Monsters After Midnight.

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#marriedintocomics (and horror)

county goats

This is me, having a lovely evening at the county fair with Harold, completely unaware that while I was thinking about funnel cakes, Harold was plotting a horror story set at the fair.

county fair

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But I Kept Reading

After I wrote about some of the amazing books I’ve read, a friend asked me if I’m done getting awful books and from now on, I’m just reading and reviewing awesome novels. I’m quite pleased with my recent ARCs, but I’m also getting plenty of misses.

These misses are no longer comically bad, sometimes self-pubbed, rarely proofread books often described as ‘genre-breaking’ and ‘indescribable’. I’ll skip mocking those, unless you start me off by handing me a beer and telling me how great it must be to review books and games…

But I’ve gotten plenty of mainstream misses. These are more like also-rans than horrible books. In every case, I actually finished the book, and thought, well, if I were on a plane and had nothing else to read, this wouldn’t be so bad, and then immediately realized what an awful standard that is.

While I’m predisposed to love expat memoir, Karma Gone Bad chronicles just how hard is it to be a rich expat housewife in India.

I recognize some of the expat juxtapositions described here, particularly imagining I’d come home filled with Eastern peace and wisdom, that I’d be fluent in Chinese (not just to be able to navigate China smoothly and independently, but filled with concepts so deep I could only express them in the original Mandarin) but then actually finding myself daydreaming about grilled cheese and Cosmo. I empathize so much with Jenny, buying Ragu and all sorts of other import delicacies in a crazed expat grocery store, until she returns to her husband with her bounty, asking, like a caricature of a sitcom wife, if the 3500 rupees she’s spent is a lot of money. (Ladies! Sure love shopping! Aren’t so good with math!)

A protagonist in an exotic land with endless money and no responsibilities isn’t necessarily a bad premise, but it does make it fairly difficult to empathize with her complaints about the treacherous journey when her chauffeur takes her to the nearest coffeeshop. There’s also a depressing undercurrent of sexism in this book. Even after Jenny and her husband Jay reconcile and are passionately in love, his additions to her India Bucket List of awesome things she wants to do before returning home are about finally learning to iron his shirts and cook his breakfast properly.

I admit to coming to the novel with great love for expat memoir, so I should admit to also coming in with Olympic-level eye-rolling at heroines who describe encountering a laundry list of pregnancy symptoms and then are so totally surprised to be pregnant. This is a narrative cop-out best kept in soap operas. (I’d like to give Karma Gone Bad a pass since it’s a memoir, and being surprised that morning sickness = pregnancy is more understandable in messy real life.  But then I would have to take seriously the scenes in which the rich girl encounters adorably grateful orphans and learns the True Meaning Of Life.)

I kept reading because I wanted to hear more about Indian expat life, but I can’t think of anything to say I liked, besides, maybe, recognizing the hints of the special kind of solitude that comes from being in a crowded foreign land, struggling with the exotic language. Even if those struggles were arguing with the houseboy.

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Professional Discourse

Meg: I love that! And the students would love it too! But I’m afraid to link to Tumblr because Tumblr’s always two clicks away from porn.

Coworker: Isn’t that the entire internet?

Meg: You win.

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Geek Girl Con

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The Geek Girl Con event schedule is up and neither of my talks is scheduled for first thing in the morning or last thing at night! I’m on a panel about women working in games at 11 on Saturday morning, and my talk on Press Kit Hacks for Indie Devs will be on Saturday at 2:30, in room 101, which is coincidentally the room in 1984‘s Ministry of Love that holds your deepest, darkest fears. I’m just saying. (But if you’re going to be Seattle, you should come in and smile at me.)

 

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Action Figures

My friend Tricia Lupien, who writes and draws the webcomic Swiftriver, has just done the cover for a new book, Action Figures: Issue 1 – Secret Origins (Volume 1) by Michael Bailey. Really proud of you, Tricia!

(I just bought the book, and so Amazon helpfully reminded me that I’ve had the trade of Screamland: Death of the Party saved for later, since around the time I helped Harold moved boxes and boxes of his books, and I realized I probably didn’t need another copy. Amazon also pointed out that my last anthology is out of print with no anticipated restock. All the info in the world, Big Data, and you use it to call me a hack?)

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Disease

Colleague: I’m glad your project is going viral.

Meg: That’s a very kind exaggeration. (But I am happy that someone outside our office has seen it.)

Colleague: It’s a cold now, but we’re on the way to Ebola.

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Everlove Dialogue

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I can’t stop playing Silicon Sisters’ new game “Everlove”, and the dialogue is probably the main reason.

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Lucha Tigre

lucha tigraLucha Tigre is a new Latin / Asian fusion eatery on Chapel Hill’s Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard*, tucked into the Foster’s/Flyleaf stripmall. (Well, I’m saying it’s new, because whenever I mention it, I’m told that it used to be the Flying Burrito, but honestly every restaurant here is new to me.) Inside, the place is styled with modern red, white and black paintings, and lit with those wonderful hipster essentials, paper lanterns and strings of Christmas tree lights.

Lucha Tigre on Urbanspoon The menu creatively blends Asian and Latin staples, for tasty tapas like Thai Chicken Empanadas. Several vegetarian options, too, although so far Chapel Hill and Carrboro have been pretty good about offering vegetarian options besides a token salad. Tapas are stylishly plated, and it’s pretty much impossible not to share them, another reason Lucha Tigre is a sweet date spot.

Brunch offerings vary, but have included a pork belly biscuit for Southern-Asian flair and huevos rancheros. And the brunch menu always includes mimosas and bloody Marys my hipster brunch essentials. Perfect for a late-morning catchup with friends. They have recently raised the price of the all-you-can-drink mimosas which is probably not because last time Alicia and I drank their profit margin. It is probably just a coincidence.

There’s a pretty impressive bar, with a collection of sake and tequila — what else would you expect in Asian/Latin fusion spot? Cocktails might be a little steeper than the student pubs of Chapel Hill, but inexpensive for Brooklyn transplants. (I keep getting $4 cocktails, expecting mixer with a hint of booze, and then when I take a sip, I remember that I am not in New York City anymore. In other news, I don’t hate everything in North Carolina.). PBR and unusual drink specials complete the hipster vibe, and it’s almost jarring to step out into a sprawling parking lot instead of running for the G train home.

 

* MLK Boulevard is not to be confused with Martin Luther King Jr. Drive, or MLK Parkway. Those do not go anywhere near Lucha Tigre. Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard is the one that is also called Airport Road, and Route 86, because road naming in North Carolina is payback for Reconstruction.

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‘It’s Just A Game’ Zine

18 to 35It’s Just A Game arrived today! I’m very pleased to be part of this collection. Probably the best part was going through the links in the bios and discovering the other contributors’ game and writing projects.

Edited: The first print run has completely sold out! The e-version is available here. though.

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