Paper and Practice

When I was teaching English in a Beijing high school, I wanted the students to play a common classroom game, either called Who Do You Love or Fruit Basket. Basically, every student with something in common (wearing sneakers, or with brown hair, or whatever) has to change places as fast as they can.  But, in my class, my students all had black hair and school uniforms. And then the differences weren’t always things I wanted to draw extra attention to, like a boy who hadn’t had his growth spurt yet and I remember one girl had accidentally shaved off her eyebrow… Anyway, we made it work, and it became a fun classroom game, but it was a reminder of how different ESL teaching is on paper and in practice.

I’m now teaching a low-level ESL class in a community center. We’re doing daily routines and times, which is always a useful lesson. First, students work on times, with clocks and drawing hands and asking each other for the time. Then we do a little simple present, with pictures of daily activities. Students talk about themselves, and then ask a partner, and then tell the class about their partner. I’ve added a few extra activities to the usual list of take a shower and make breakfast to set students up for the next lessons on possessive adjectives, and because it’s funny to scream “No! YOU don’t check MY email every morning!” and “Are you sure he drives YOUR car to work every day?” when students tell me about their partner’s day.

This is always a nice, reliable activity for a low-level class, and describing one’s day is a solid second-language benchmark, but at the end, when individual students started to tell me about their partner’s days, everything completely fell apart. They were all talking about waking up at 11PM and eating breakfast at 3AM and leaving the house at 4 but not getting to work until 7. In this community center, our students don’t have a lot of first-language literacy, so I was convinced they didn’t understand the assignment, and they were just guessing at sentences using the vocab.

And then I finally realized, that, no, they all understood fine. My students actually have these schedules. Several of them work overnights. they weren’t confused about AM and PM, they were just telling me the facts. Some of them work a morning job and an night job. Students who first drop off their kids at a relative’s for daycare and then go to work by bus really do have hours from apartment to work.

They all knew what they were telling me, I was the confused one.

 

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Iggle Review of Takeout

We got a lovely review of Takeout over on Geek Girl Penpal Club:

I was especially delighted by the accessibility of the cards for non-readers and those with color-blindness. Each flavor is delineated by a color, a word, and a Chinese character, providing play to the broadest possible audience.

Takeout’s broad appeal and simplicity are the laurels on which it is to be lauded. Though not a chewy Euro game, it is easily grasped, making it friendly to almost all ages and player levels. The rules, which are printed on a “takeout menu” style sheet are memorable but thorough. The packaging is portable, perfectly shoved into a pocket or bag for a con or family event. In fact, family events are exactly the kind of place that Takeout will shine.

The replayability and the competitive streak the game incites make Takeout the perfect pastime at your next family reunion. Because it is such a delightfully simple game your niece who has yet to read, your cousin who’s too cool for tabletop, and your grandma who just isn’t as fast as she once was will all enjoy. Because each game is generally a digestible 15 to 45 minutes, players can comfortably join or leave the table between each set.

via Tabletop Review: Takeout

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Apostrophe Catastrophe

While my coworker was away, giving a talk on teaching grammar to other ESL teachers, I edited all the comics she has over her desk to add minor grammar and usage errors.

Sarah Andersen doesn’t really have typos in her comics, but “Sarahs Scribble’s” is peak ESL pranking. So, I found the image files of the comics online, made some minor grammar mistakes, mostly just putting in unnecessary apostrophes and removing the necessary ones, printed them out at the same size and replaced my coworker’s original wall comics.

I’m so proud of my secret handiwork.

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Pavilion: Touch Edition Review | Hardcore Droid

One of my favorite old magazines, Hardcore Droid, is back up, and I have a new review up. So fun to be writing here again.

As If By An Occult Hand

Pavilion is a unique twist on the exploration game. After a few levels of sending my little hero back and forth, I started to feel a bit badly for him. Not only because I sent him running back and forth, again and again, that’s just life as a game protag. But he seemed afraid of the dark and I had to turn the lights out on him to get him towards his goal. He wanted to go towards the warmth, and I kept blocking his easy path. I couldn’t help feeling sorry for my passive hero, getting pushed on to different paths by unseen forces, especially in the levels where I had to ring multiple bells and make my hero keep changing his goals.

It’s hard to know if this is intentional or just my feelings about a lost little guy in an abandoned world. But playing this mobile game took me down mental paths about how much control we have over our life choices, and how much is just trying to get around obstacles.

Source: Pavilion: Touch Edition Review | Hardcore Droid

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On No

After almost 3 years working on my MFA, I now have the bandwidth to start freelancing again. I got an interesting assignment in last Friday, and got an email on Monday morning asking for an update on how the job, due next Friday, is going. When I was writing and reviewing full time, I would immediately respond with a conciliatory email and daily progress updates. Now, I think, oooh, this is a poorly paid review job and a secondary job writing update emails? I’ll finish this one but that’s enough from this guy.

The assignment is already so far below minimum wage or reasonable compensation, it’s almost embarrassing to talk about. (It’s also not one of the reviews I’ve linked here, or will link, because it will be published under a generic Staff byline. See previous re: the last 3 years in grad school, and restarting my freelance work.)

But it’s only because I have my main income from not-freelancing that I can say, no thanks, actually, I’m not gonna write additional progress updates in hopes of being such a great freelancer that I can land another underpaid assignment. Without the regular salary from teaching, I’d be accepting $10 assignments and apologizing for not having them done way before the deadline. I’m finally in a position to negotiate, and most importantly, to walk away.

Also I have an MFA now, but that hasn’t had any effects yet.

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Star Meg


WorkBro made this and set it at the background on my classroom computer, and I almost died laughing.

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Deadbreak by Jorge Sanchez | ManyBooks


I have a new review of Deadbreak by Jorge Sanchez up on ManyBooks.net.

Told in first-person by wisecracking Jeremiah, this is a story of survival against incredible odds. To survive, the remaining humans are up against not just zombie hordes, but violent other survivors, lack of food, common injuries and illness without medical services, and just the general damages of harsh weather. Through it all, Jeremiah never runs out of snarky quips or movie quotes.

Source: Editorial Review: Deadbreak by Jorge Sanchez | ManyBooks  

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Simple Past

The other day, I gave one of my private students a past-tense speaking prompt about her job, and she told a story about working hard for a small company for 2 years, helping it grow, working long hours, caring about the end product so much, and then being abruptly laid off by someone she’d considered a mentor, and I had to excuse myself to talk a walk and Have Feelings.

I’m still not over it and I’m starting to think I never will be.

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Biang Biang

We ‘re adding a special expansion card to Takeout as an SDCC exclusive. (I can’t believe that’s an actual sentence I just typed.) I’ve been considering adding either Taiwanese pineapple cake or Xian pulled noodles, both really stylish, specific foods that will make attractive cards. Also, my students talked about those foods recently and made me hungry.

I couldn’t remember the Chinese names for either one, and in my search I learned that 菠萝, pineapple, is not part of the Chinese name for pineapple cakes, because that would be too easy. Perfect! A pretty food with a complicated name!

Then I saw that Xian noodles can actually be called Biang (简体).svgBiang (简体).svg… which I just had to copy-and-paste because it’s too complex for my computer’s dictionary. Chinese teachers punish students by making them write biang. There’s even a legend about the invention of biang, which kind of makes the complexity a restaurant joke, and therefore a perfect addition to Takeout.

Now I really want to add the hardest, most complex Chinese character to my game about being bad at Chinese.

 

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