The Further Adventures Of No-Sense-Of-Direction Girl and Don’t-Plan-Ahead Boy

If you are driving on the New York Thruway, and you happen to miss the exit for 84 (the uneducated might think this is the fault of the girlfriend/navigator but all of the signs were CLEARLY stolen by gnomes in the middle of the night), it’s a good idea to make sure you have enough cash to get off at Albany. Because if both people assume that the other person isn’t so ditzy as to leave without any cash, you’ll have to pull the car over and search through several pairs of jeans, backpacks and a purse. And if your combined efforts still can’t find five dollars, and there aren’t any rest stops, and it’s a pretty good situation for a deus ex mechina twenty to show up, and it doesn’t, and you’re getting closer to Albany, well, that’s a very romantic bonding moment. Really.

On the plus side, I think we have seven days before we’re technically on the run from the law.

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