I tried to convince Stick that this fire engine would solve all my driving problems. Too much traffic? Turn on the flashers! No place to park? Park in the fire lane! Forget when we parked the car? Oh, yeah, it’s the GIANT RED FIRETRUCK!
Instead, we got a silver Saturn, which does turn a little more easily than the fire engine. (Not that Stick would let me test-drive the firetruck.)
DO IT
then when you’re old you can be all, “hey remember when he had that firetruck?”