The Socratic Method
My dad: How did you happen to know < the contact info for a local business > ?
Meg: Google. Isn’t that the way we know everything?
My dad: Socrates would hate hearing that.
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1Stuart
wrote on 21 August 2008 at 10:21
Did he? Did he really say that? Why can’t I be a part of a family that says things like that?
2Meg
wrote on 21 August 2008 at 11:55
My dad would like you to know that he actually said Aristotle and not Socrates.
3Thanatos
wrote on 22 August 2008 at 11:46
The Socratic method is the shortest possible path between intelligent discourse and a pissed off boy/girlfriend.
Short of, maybe, answering every inquiry with “eff you, that’s why.”
4Marilynn
wrote on 22 August 2008 at 23:00
HAHA. Oh Google, the reason why I don’t need to know anything anymore.
@ Thanatos : haha nice definition.
5Meg
wrote on 23 August 2008 at 0:09
@ Thanatos Haha! Poor girlfriend!
I thought endless questioning is the special domain of little kids, but “Eff off, that’s why” is an even worse answer to little parrots.
6Meg
wrote on 23 August 2008 at 0:10
On second thought… should have I said “poor girlfriend” or “poor you”?!?!