I had a friend over the other day who hasn’t come over in a while, and he was having a little trouble finding my place. Our apartment is behind a restaurant, which is usually a good landmark for guests, but not now when they’re undergoing construction.
Eric: I think I’m here… is there a massive dumpster in front of your house?
Me: Yes! It’s, um, decorative?
Eric: Ah yes. Seasonally appropriate decor for the time of dumpster fire politics.
