Embassy District DVDs

On Saturday, Stick and I roused ourselves from our WarCraft stupor and went out in search of sour cream. Stick thinks that a life without sour cream is barely worth living, and Stick complains so rarely that I mapped out a route from our apartment to the embassy district’s Friendship Store.

We came out of the subway at Yonganli, into a magic fairyland of Christmas lights, classy shops and Western chain restaurants. For a while, we just walked around, trying to decide if we wanted Lavazzo coffee, cones from TCBY or any of the other lovely treats. It was like that part of the Nutcracker ballet where all the different candies from all over the world come out and dance. We passed a DVD shop in our travels, and looked in.

“English DVD? English DVD?” the shop assistant said. I ignored her, actually I tune out any sentences with “hello”, “DVD” or “look, look, you buy” in them. It makes my life so much easier. Stick is fundamentally nicer than I am, so he answered. The shop assistant called over another employee, who motioned us to follow him.

He led us through the classy men’s wear shop attached to the DVD store, and then pushed one side of a full-length fitting mirror in the corner. Behind it was a set of rickety stairs, and at the bottom of the stairs, was a clean, well-lit, extensive American DVD collection.

Of course.

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Becoming Jane

I got a copy of Becoming Jane a few days ago. Do you like the description on the back?


If you like the Chinglish blurb, you can read the rest of it here. It’s from the Amazon.com page for Becoming Jane: The Wit and Wisdom of Jane Austen, by Anne Newgarden. (Scroll down to “Book description”)

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Daily Life With Stick

“Stick, I need to get on your computer to print my skit for class.” My skit is a brilliant adaptation of The Emperor’s New Clothes, with Chinese characteristics.

“Right now? I’m in an instance!” That means fighting WarCraft bad guys on a Very Important Mission. “Just connect the printer to your computer. Here’s the USB cable.”

“Ok.”

“NOOOOOOOOOO! That was my mouse! Give me that cable!”

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Oops

So last night I forgot it was Daylight Savings Time back home and I called my parents at 6:30 AM. They were very nice and didn’t tell me to go away and let them sleep. The lamest part is that I specifically came home at that time to call them, because I thought it was 7:30 AM and I could catch them having their coffee before work. Hahahaha! I mean, sorry.

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Chinese Fire Drill

No, really.

So in my last class today, we were playing Guess Who? (Made extra challenging because all the kids have the same hair color, eye color and are wearing the same uniform) when there’s an awful sound outside the window. It’s the sound of the skies opening, of torrential rain, of… some guy spraying the classroom windows with a fire hose. Not just spraying, it looks like one side of the classroom is going through one of those drive-through car washes.

You cannot hit a classroom window with a firehose and expect 6-year-olds to play attention to class. I mean, I’m a fun teacher and all, but come on! FIRE HOSE!!!

Anyway, we’re just getting back into our seats (kids) and calming our hysterical laughter (me), when there is a crash and a flexible ladder slams against our windows. It keeps moving with the breeze and crashing against the window, which may be even funnier than the power-washing.

Fortunately class was over by this point, so we all went to the window to watch some guys in camo make a formation.

Later, my TA explained that this is the, uh, practice drill for the fire drill tomorrow.

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Stick Is Happy

This is Stick making sure he gets every drop from his Guinness.
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Friday AP class


These are my honors students… you have no idea how hard I tried to convince them NOT to give the peace sign in this picture. I think it’s an involutary reaction, when a Chinese girl sees a camera, she has to make the V sign.

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No Spitting On The Paintings!

Stick and I went to the Capital Museum to see the Treasures From The Louvre: Art From Ancient Greece exhibit. Stick and I are both classicists so we were really excited to go. It was great to see statues and vases showing stories we could “read” instead of seeing some guy… with a dragon… um… doing stuff… with some other guy… Unfortunately, the actual exhibit was almost completely overshadowed by the behavior of the other visitors.

*** MOM and anyone else from the museum, please stop reading immediately! ***

I’m not really fond of the Chinese custom of eating cold dumplings out of a plastic bag on a crowded bus or subway, but next to priceless antiquities it makes my skin crawl. Ditto for carrying and drinking soda in the museum. You don’t have to be a conservationist or a classicist to know that food and antiquities do NOT go together. It’s an accident waiting to happen, and we can’t go buy a new red-figure oinochoe because someone spilled Coke on this one.

Remember that this is Beijing, so the eating and drinking is in the midst of a crowd all pushing and elbowing each other as they try to take the perfect picture.

I thought this was pretty bad, until I realized that, no, they’re not just leaning over the ropes to get a good flash photo, they’re actually touching the statues. As in, hmm, I wonder if Athena’s dress folds are actually cloth? Nope, it’s marble. Hey, come touch this! It looks like fabric but it’s stone!

I’d like to end with something funny about what a different culture this is, but I have to go write to the Louvre and ask them to take their pieces back to France while they still have them.

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Blogs I Read

A gaijin, a megook and a laowai walk into a bar… Mutant Frogs is my friend Roy’s blog about Japan, and MantisBot is Garan’s blog about Korean life. Interesting that three of us from my high-school crew ended up in Asia — seriously, guys, could we have gotten further away from Jersey?

Lost Laowai is a group blog where some of my favorite China bloggers submit rants or links to their own stuff.

Humanaught I especially love this post. I’ve also used this blog to explain why I need a moped (Stick said something about my car accidents and although I did enjoy my last trip to the Chinese hospital, I don’t really want to go again.)

I love ChinesePod. Seriously, I love ChinesePod so much that I’m considering breaking my rule on Facebook apps and adding the ChinesePod one. Considering, that is. I don’t want to start the slippery slope of Facebook applications. Also I read John “Hold the Cilantro” Pasden’s blog at Sinosplice.

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Teaching Game Design I read this one for a while before realizing that it’s Ian from Cyberlore writing about his new gig. Great teaching / gaming crossover, especially good discussions on creativity and structure in the classroom.

Learn Me Good I have such a crush on Mister Teacher. (Don’t tell Stick. He’s weird about that kind of thing.) His blog is hilarious and poignant, without ever crossing into the “kids say the darndest things!” territory.

eLong is Chinese Expedia. It differs from regular Expedia by being less efficient, less user-friendly, less logical and signifigantly cheaper. Oh, also it sometimes switches back to Chinese without telling me.

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Papercut Flower From My Student

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