No Spitting On The Paintings!

Stick and I went to the Capital Museum to see the Treasures From The Louvre: Art From Ancient Greece exhibit. Stick and I are both classicists so we were really excited to go. It was great to see statues and vases showing stories we could “read” instead of seeing some guy… with a dragon… um… doing stuff… with some other guy… Unfortunately, the actual exhibit was almost completely overshadowed by the behavior of the other visitors.

*** MOM and anyone else from the museum, please stop reading immediately! ***

I’m not really fond of the Chinese custom of eating cold dumplings out of a plastic bag on a crowded bus or subway, but next to priceless antiquities it makes my skin crawl. Ditto for carrying and drinking soda in the museum. You don’t have to be a conservationist or a classicist to know that food and antiquities do NOT go together. It’s an accident waiting to happen, and we can’t go buy a new red-figure oinochoe because someone spilled Coke on this one.

Remember that this is Beijing, so the eating and drinking is in the midst of a crowd all pushing and elbowing each other as they try to take the perfect picture.

I thought this was pretty bad, until I realized that, no, they’re not just leaning over the ropes to get a good flash photo, they’re actually touching the statues. As in, hmm, I wonder if Athena’s dress folds are actually cloth? Nope, it’s marble. Hey, come touch this! It looks like fabric but it’s stone!

I’d like to end with something funny about what a different culture this is, but I have to go write to the Louvre and ask them to take their pieces back to France while they still have them.

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Blogs I Read

A gaijin, a megook and a laowai walk into a bar… Mutant Frogs is my friend Roy’s blog about Japan, and MantisBot is Garan’s blog about Korean life. Interesting that three of us from my high-school crew ended up in Asia — seriously, guys, could we have gotten further away from Jersey?

Lost Laowai is a group blog where some of my favorite China bloggers submit rants or links to their own stuff.

Humanaught I especially love this post. I’ve also used this blog to explain why I need a moped (Stick said something about my car accidents and although I did enjoy my last trip to the Chinese hospital, I don’t really want to go again.)

I love ChinesePod. Seriously, I love ChinesePod so much that I’m considering breaking my rule on Facebook apps and adding the ChinesePod one. Considering, that is. I don’t want to start the slippery slope of Facebook applications. Also I read John “Hold the Cilantro” Pasden’s blog at Sinosplice.

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Teaching Game Design I read this one for a while before realizing that it’s Ian from Cyberlore writing about his new gig. Great teaching / gaming crossover, especially good discussions on creativity and structure in the classroom.

Learn Me Good I have such a crush on Mister Teacher. (Don’t tell Stick. He’s weird about that kind of thing.) His blog is hilarious and poignant, without ever crossing into the “kids say the darndest things!” territory.

eLong is Chinese Expedia. It differs from regular Expedia by being less efficient, less user-friendly, less logical and signifigantly cheaper. Oh, also it sometimes switches back to Chinese without telling me.

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Papercut Flower From My Student

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Jigga…. jigga….

The other day, I saw some new fruit at the vendor by our house. I asked for two of the small yellow apples, so Stick and I could try the crazy new things, and the vendor started to laugh. He knew what I meant, and got them for me, but all the while laughing and telling his friend “The foreign woman says [Chinese name for not-apples] are apples!”

This is what kills my Chinese learning. I saw something new, expressed what I wanted, was understood, and I STILL got laowai giggles. I may as well point and hold up two fingers.

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Violet Eclipse Reviewed

Our Blog Review.Com reviewed Violet Eclipse the other day!

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That’s Not Broken!

Last night Stick and I passed a street vendor with a cart full of china. I found a blue-and-white mug, just right for holding toothbrushes in our turtle tank bathroom, but then I noticed a flaw on the glaze. Nothing major, just a little irregularity in the blue printing and a little bump in the white glaze. I pointed it out to the vendor hoping he had another mug like it, without the deformed part, or that he was going to offer me enough of a discount to make me turn that spot towards the bathroom wall.

Mei shi,” he said (this means “no problem” and is pronounced “Mei shRRR” in Beijing), touching the spot with his finger.

He tried to explain why it was no problem, and not bu hao, as I was insisting, but it was beyond my Chinese. When he realized that I wasn’t following him, he finally rubbed the cup on his cheek to show us that the bad glaze job won’t hurt us!

Despite his excellent salesmanship, we decided NOT to buy it.

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Not Quite New Jersey

While my taxi this morning was stuck in traffic, we were passed by a horse-drawn produce cart. I wasn’t surprised to see it, but did it have to be going faster than I was?

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Feed The Foreigners!

The Muslim Noodle Shop just got better. I think I’ve mentioned that I love this place, partly because the food is almost always delicious, partly because it’s cheap, but mostly because the staff doesn’t laugh hysterically at my attempts to speak Chinese. They actually go out of their way to figure out which dish I mean when I say the main ingredients.

We have dishes we always order, but we like to see what people at other tables are eating or what looks good going past, and order a bowl of that, too. Most people are really friendly, they tell us what they’re eating and that it’s really good and we should get it, or if I don’t understand what’s in it, they offer us a bite. And our usual waitress recommends dishes for us.

Today Stick and I went there for lunch, and while we were waiting for our beef-and-potatoes to arrive, another customer walked over with his bowl of spicy tofu. He asked if we wanted some, and before I could say “huh?,” he scooped tofu into each of our bowls!

Hey, foreigners, try this!

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Class 1

My kids showing me a song and dance they learned in Chinese class… then getting camera shy.

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Worth every feng.

Stick and I just spent almost 150 RMB on imported cheese.

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